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| "Dammit, Spock! I told you not to eat the blue Smarties!" |
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| “Damnit, Spock! I told you not watch gladiator movies with Captain Oveur!” |
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| Spock: “Doctor McCoy, please stop… That’s not how a face palm works.” |
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| Dammit, Spock, take your katra back already! |
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McCoy: Nurse! I need a magnet and a dermal regenerator, stat! Spock has something in his eye!
Nurse: His eye?! What is it?
McCoy: It is a round, marble sized organ that allows him to see, but that is not important right now. |
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"Nurse, get me alcohol, stat!"
"How will that help him?"
"It won't help him. It's for me!" |
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| Bones: "Jeez Spock, I leave you for 5 minutes... Why did you drink the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster??? And where is your towel?" |
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| McCoy: "Spock, I told you not to follow that cocktail recipe!" |
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| "Let's see how well these ears are glued on." |
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| FUN WITH CRAZY GLUE!!! |
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| Despite being mostly unconscious, Spock couldn't help but fixate on the booger hanging off the end of McCoy's nose. |
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| Actors after attending their first fan convention. They either love it or question every choice they ever made. |
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| Logic is based on reason, to help one make decisions without being overwhelmed by emotion. Yet, logic would never exist without emotion, and Vulcans are taught to suppress their emotions. This epiphany has caused Spock to question everything. |
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| Spock has just experienced the dangerous logic that an angry human female is capable of. He is now forced to wonder how his father survived marriage with his mother. |
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| "SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!" |
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| Bones: "Spock! Didn't you hear the announcement?? You weren't supposed to take the BROWN ACID!!" |
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Bones: "How the he11 do you do this friggin' mind melt?"
Spock: "First of all, it's a Mind MELD..."
Bones: "Meld, smelled... HOW DOES IT WORK?" |
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| Now would be a good time to play Careless Whisper. |
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| Spock hasn't been the same since Elon Musk implemented Grok into his brain chip... |
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| Bromance |
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| Here's your katra back, Spock. |
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(offscreen): "What's wrong with him?"
McCoy: "He's been told that the only guardrails AI needs is a smart president."
(offscreen): "In that case we're all ******." |
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| Spock is enduring a crisis of conscience after playing Cards Against Humanity. How was he supposed to know Uhura possessed such a twisted thought process? |
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| You ate the sea bass? |
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| "Yeah, I can see the symptoms. He's just had a contract renewal meeting with his agent." |
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| "Open the door, the sauna is too intense for him!" |
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| "I'm ready for my close up now, Mr. de Mille." |
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| "It works better if you take your finger out of my ear." |
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| "Ooooo, you spreading stories about me! I'll scratch your eyes out!" |
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$5000 per adult?
Mr. Trump, that is attempted bribery. |
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| Bones finds Spock in the Slayer mosh pit after the dust settles. |
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| “Damnit, Spock! I’m a physician, not a relationship counselor!” |
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| Spock is undergoing an existential crisis. He just learned that when Uhura is angry, she is far more logical than any Vulcan. |
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| McCoy’s singing was so bad, Spock went into a coma. |
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| “Damnit, Spock! Didn’t you know the women of Amazonia are the closest thing to succubi?!” |
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| Spock encountered an event that would make a great many human males green with envy: ponfar with identical Vulcan twins. McCoy must now repair the damage. |
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| Spock's brain... BRAIN!!! |
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| McCoy: "How many times do I need to tell Nurse Chapel that the head goes on this way around. |
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| McCoy [to self]: "Now I just have to attach the head and my Spock-Bot will be ready!" |
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| Transporter accident creates SpocCoy. |
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| Spocko: “I would advise you to keep massaging, Sawbones.” |
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| “Damnit, Spock! Why did you start researching the 4chan archives?!” |
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| “Don’t die on me! You still owe me for getting your ass out of that surprise marriage contract!” |
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| Yet again, Spock had had his brain stollen by an alien princess. |
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| Yup, the ears are pointed, but not actually sharp. |
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Kirk:"Bones, Spock's been injured."
McCoy: "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a............ Oh yeah, I'm a doctor." |
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| McCoy: "Spock, you fool! I don't have Narcan on hand!" |
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McCoy: "My mind to your mind, my thoughts to your thoughts..."
Spock:"That is my line." |
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| Bones: “You’ve got to tell me, Spock… WHERE IS THE COCAINE?!” |
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| Spock performed a mind meld with cabbage. He did not return. |
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| “My God, what did she do to you?!” |
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| "Yeah, that's some pretty bad nasal hair." |
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| “Kiss me, you fool!” |
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