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| "Are you ... green with envy?" |
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Kirk: Wait, this is your roommate’s bed?
Gaila: I owe her after she got drunk and vomited on mine. |
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Gaila: “But my roommate will be back in a minute!”
Kirk: “What color is SHE?" |
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Gaila: “But my roommate will be back in a minute!”
Kirk: “Hmmm... Is she over 18?" |
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| Gaila is lucky, Kirk is not Neelix. |
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| "Head & Shoulders? I didn't know you had dandruff!" |
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| Kirk: "Protection?? Why don't you just let big Jim protect you!" |
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| "Kiss me, you fool." |
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| Kirk: Right… I forgot to tell you I have a colostomy bag… |
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| Kirk is a huge proponent of consent. The problem is when he says something stupid, consent gets revoked faster than he can process it. |
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| I see England, I see France, I see Jimmy's underpants. |
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| Gaila: (thinks) He had garlic at lunch again. I need a better agent. |
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| When Kirk fails to perform, his ego drops off a cliff. |
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Kirk, his probe malfunctioned.
Gaila, her disappointment evident. |
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| The hidden boyfriend from Wicked. |
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"The name's Kirk. James Kirk. 1701. Licenced to thrill."
"Boring!" |
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| Commitment fears. |
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| Booby Trap |
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Gaila: "Jim, do you know that Orion females have the power to make males do anything they want?"
Kirk: "That may work elsewhere, but not on 'Planet Kirk'." |
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Gaila: "Jim, do you know that Orion females have the power to make males do anything they want?"
Kirk: "I always do anything I want." |
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Gaila: "Jim, do you know that Orion females have the power to make males do anything they want?"
Kirk: "Is there something you wanted me to do?" |
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| Not every species keeps their genitals in the same place. |
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| Scotty: "If he gives her any more she'll ... No, foget it, I'm not going there!" |
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Gaila: “What’s the matter, Jim?”
Kirk: “I can’t help but wonder what color our kids might be.” |
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| Scotty [off screen]: “He’s giving her all he’s got!!.” |
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| "Ho ho ho, little elf! Santa's here!" |
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| Kirk: I just had a joke regarding your ‘green thumb’ skills. I won’t say it because it makes me want to punch myself. |
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| Question. Does Gaila have a side job as green-screen? |
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| Don't call me tiny. |
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| Search for (G) Spot |
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Bond had Goldfinger…
Kirk had the Green Goblin… |
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| After being informed of Kirk’s dating history, Gaila is wondering if he is too inexperienced for. |
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| Not in frame: McCoy listing off all of Kirk’s past relationships. |
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(Faaarrrrrrp!)
"Was that you?"
"No!"
(offscreen) "It was the intimacy coordinator. Carry on." |
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Chris Pine: I just want you to know that I consider the specifics of this scene to be entirely too much.
Rachel Nichols: Don’t worry, the director is into you, not me. |
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| The morning after. You swear off alcohol only to realize you overdid it the night before. |
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| Kirk with his shirt off... again. |
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Kirk: “Are you like 30...32?”
Gaila: "More like a 34D." |
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| When your copper spray tan oxidises ... |
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Gaila: Your body, my choice.
Kirk: What?
Gaila: Orion culture. The women are in charge. |
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| Gaila: Your body, my choice. |
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Gaila: “But my roommate will be back in a minute!”
Kirk: “Is she bringing the Mallomars?” |
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Gaila: “But my roommate will be back in a minute!”
Kirk: “She’ll just have to wait her turn.” |
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Gaila: “But my roommate will be back in a minute!”
Kirk: “There’s plenty of me to go around.” |
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Gaila: “But my roommate will be back in a minute!”
Kirk: “I enjoy a challenge.” |
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Gaila: “But my roommate will be back in a minute!”
Kirk: “That’s all the time I need.” |
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Bond had Goldfinger…
Kirk has Greenweenie… |
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| Compared to a male Orion.... |
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| Gaila: "Well, it was like, OK, y'know, sort of." |
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| Romeo and Juliette… in Spaaaaaaace….. |
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"Lie back and think of Orion!"
"Is that really the best line you can come up with?" |
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| Kirk just made the worst mistake possible in this situation. He said “I’ve had better.” |
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| Gaila lost all interest when Kirk mentioned her choice of clothes. |
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| Gaila: "No I didn't! I voted for Jill Stein!" |
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| Trump victory..It's not just Gaila that's F*****. |
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Kirk: So, just to make sure I understand, you are doing this just to get back at your roommate. Am I right?
Gaila: Yes. Is that a problem?
Kirk: No problem, I just don’t think we are doing enough. |
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| Kirk: Wait, I lost track. Are you my rebound relationship or am I your’s? |
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| When dating the daughter of the Incredible Hulk, ‘protection’ takes on a whole new meaning. |
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| When dating the daughter of the Incredible Hulk, make sure you keep both happy. |
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"Hey! You're not the Jolly Green Giant!"
"No, but I'm big and I'm tender!" |
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| “My apologies miss. This is a transporter accident you can’t plan for.” |
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| "So while we wait for the director to shout 'Action' ... did you see the game last night?" |
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| Kirk was a very enthusiastic student of biology. |
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| Kirk’s definition of a ‘study group.’ |
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"I might be in, I might be out.
That's what random access is all about." |
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"Talking of business, have you met my agent?"
"Is that what you call it?" |
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Nurses say "oooooooh!"
Engineers say "aaaaaaah!"
Gaila says "James, the ceiling needs painting." |
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| "Have you been eating garlic?" |
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| This is the ... Kirk Directive! |
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"Doesn't Starfleet have a sexual harassment at work policy?"
"Yes. But the scriptwriters ignore it like they do with the Prime Directive." |
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| Into Green-ness. |
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| A classic. Kirk called out the wrong name in bed. |
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Gaila: “It’s not easy being green.”
Kirk: “I always heard green girls WERE easy!” |
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Gaila: “It’s not easy being green.”
Kirk: “You should see it from my perspective.” |
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| Gaila: “It’s not easy being green.” |
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| She is so jealous, her entire body turned green. |
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