| Name |
Caption |
| Chromedome |
DITL surprises Chromedome in the middle of his daily skincare treatment. |
| Chromedome |
"I call this meeting of the Crumbly Goat Cheese Appreciation Society to order ..." |
| N'tran DS 12 |
On the chin-the Mark of Gideon. |
| Captain 8472 |
The Cult of Gor the God Butcher has found it’s high priest. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
If you thought the Klingons looked very different in the alternate timeline... Have a look at the Ferengi! |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Fortunately, the Sun-Screenians evolved to be able to survive their hostile environment. |
| Captain 8472 |
Every kid when they learn the truth about Santa Claus. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
"MAKEUP!!! YOU MISSED A SPOT!!" |
| Captain 8472 |
This is one… definition… of a ‘White Christmas.’ |
| Chromedome |
"Welcome to Meringue World! May your egg whites be whipped to soft peaks!"" |
| Chromedome |
He's cracking up. |
| Captain 8472 |
A new twist on wearing white for a wedding. |
| N'tran DS 12 |
Supposed to be pancake makeup, not concrete makeup. |
| Captain 8472 |
“What do you mean they canceled my show?!” |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Once again, Kirk looses his shirt… the reactions were as expected. |
| Captain 8472 |
More than 8 years of drama class. Four separate auditions. Ten hours of makeup. Then being told your part is being cut because it is ‘not necessary.’ |
| Captain 8472 |
His date asked him to dress like this and meet up at the restaurant. The attire was not allowed and the date never showed up. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’25
.
Wear Sunscreen.” |
| Captain 8472 |
“What do you mean by ‘naughty list?’” |
| Captain 8472 |
While it is not my place to comment on fashion, I am curious. What are the operational requirements to get yourself to look like that? It appears to be far too intense to be a daily occurrence. |
| Captain 8472 |
“Look at me. I am the captain now.” |
| Chromedome |
Getting a gig on Star Trek seemed like a good career move ... until he found out that it was on top of the tree. |
| Captain 8472 |
Watching your cat knock over your Christmas Tree. Bad, Mittens! |
| Captain 8472 |
After going through a rough patch, Dr. McCoy decided he needed a massive change in his life. Who expected his marriage would end THAT badly? |
| Captain 8472 |
Producer: Is this character going to be in a Star Trek movie or 28 Years Later? |
| N'tran DS 12 |
This breaks several laws of physiques, Makeup. |
| Captain 8472 |
Quint: Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then... oh, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin', the ocean turns red, and spite of all the poundin' and the ho |
| Chromedome |
"Never mind the Christmas jumper. This is my festive face!" |
| Captain 8472 |
The expression of regret after eating Sir Robin’s minstrels. |
| Miss Marple |
Wait, what!?!? The ACA (Affordable Care Act) is the SAME as Obamacare? |
| Chromedome |
Bashar al-Assad leaves Damascus in disguise. |
| Chromedome |
"No! I am not Frankie Chestnuts!" |
| N'tran DS 12 |
Shouldn't the right half of my face be black? |
| Captain 8472 |
I see another person looked Medusa right in the eye. |
| Chromedome |
A pre-production still from a new series of "I'm An Extra, Get Me Out Of Here!" |
| Chromedome |
In an attempt to hide from the media, ex-TV chef Gregg Wallace gets a part on Star Trek |
| Captain 8472 |
A spectator after a Shatner concert. |
| Captain 8472 |
Yet another fool opened the Ark of the Covenant. |
| N'tran DS 12 |
Plastered? |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
When your dermatologist is unexpectantly dropped by your insurance and become out-of-network. |
| Captain 8472 |
This is one way to deal with a police state, wear so much makeup your features are hidden. |
| Captain 8472 |
A common reaction to reading a bad script. After accepting a role before reading. |
| Captain 8472 |
Yet another individual that The Brave Sir Robin ran away from. |
| Miss Marple |
Resting Piñata Face |
| Miss Marple |
Nibiran really do not understand the concept of self care. |
| Miss Marple |
Nibiran really do not understand the concept of skin care. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Director: "CUT! MAKEUP! SPACKLER!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Nibiran: "SPACKLE!! I need SPACKLE!!" |
| Miss Marple |
[Thinking to self]: I wonder if my body really smells as bad as the commercials on television say it does? |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Nibiran: "UNGUENT!! I need UNGUENT!! |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
| Chromedome |
(offscreen) "The upside is that the makeup sets solid so we don't have to reapply it every morning ... Isn't that great?" |
| Chromedome |
This isn't what you do with Ketracel White. |
| Chromedome |
This is what happens when you try to snort Tarvokian Powder Cake. |
| Chromedome |
The extra desperately tries to tell the crew that the make-up has set solid and he can't move. |
| Chromedome |
(offscreen) "OK, but with you blowing so much of the budget on Stewart & Frakes, all we can afford is a lot of brightly coloured cheap fabric, some secondhand rubber noses and a s***load of Polyfilla/Spackle!" |
| Obama3rdterm |
Star Trek So White. |
| N'tran DS 12 |
Coconut cream pie right in the kisser |
| Chromedome |
(offscreen) "I am telling you, sir. I am before having much experience in Bollywood. This is being the ideal space peasant look!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Emergency Medical Hologram: “Please state the nature of your… Cheezits! What happened to you?” |
| Captain 8472 |
This will be me by the time of the 2028 US election. |
| Captain 8472 |
Yet another species confused by humanity. |
| Captain 8472 |
*Body snatchers scream intensifies * |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
Trump was finally able to abolish ObamaCare. The results were as expected. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
The heartbreak of psoriasis. |
| Frankie Chestnuts |
The day the makeup artists ran out of ideas… |
| Captain 8472 |
When you walk in on your parents ‘wrestling.’ |
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