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| Name | Caption |
| Jason F. | Klingon Woman: Make love to me! Kim: At least I'm not wearing red..... |
| Name | Caption |
| AJ | Kim: "The quickest way to a mans heart..." Ch'Rega: "... is straight through the ribcage. But I warn you, this is gonna be messy!" |
| Mikey | "Tell me the truth - do I need to get tested?" |
| Kalor | Klingon: If you do not cease jabbing that phaser into me I will kill you long before you have a chance to use it. Kim: Umm... thats not a phaser... |
| Kalor | Tell me how beautiful and sweet and lovely I am or I will strangle you with your own intestines! |
| Kevin P. | I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. I'm looking you in the eyes. |
| Bryan Moore | "What's that on your breath?" "It is lobster, Starfleet!" "Well no more winning caption competitions for him..." |
| scatterbrain | Me want snu snu. |
| Game Guru GG | Kim: Gigh'tal! GIGH'TAL!!! Female Klingon: Don't mind if I do! Kim: It's the safeword!!! |
| CaptainQuantum | Hey! Starfleet! My face is up here! |
| Bryan Moore | The Klingon, Ch'Rega, with bosom heaving Told Kim his pants would soon be leaving For Harry this was welcome news As unlike the cow, she stood on two's... The par'Mach would last the whole night long And be worthy of a Klingon song But yet again, Kim had much less For Neelix took the Klingon-ess! |
| Paladin | Klingon: "Look into my eyes... I said, my EYES !" |
| Lobster | Harry: "I give you my heart!" Klingon: "Thanks, but I already had lunch today..." |
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | Klingon " Tell that Holographic Doctor one of His Crewmen is severely injured". Harry " What,,,,I'm Not Injured". Klingon " By the time I'm Finished with You,,,You will be". |
| Sondak | Like many Klingon females, Ch'Rega did her shopping at Lursa & B'Etor's Secret. |
| Lister | Kim: My what large...ridges you have. |
| Sir Joseph Bazooka | " if You EVER say they're false again I'll rip Yer 'Ead off." |
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