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DanielB Worf: "The safeword shall be gigh'tal."
Garak: "I must say I'm not entirely comfortable with a safeword that means 'to the death.'"

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Ben Worf did not think the Trek/Uranus/Toilet paper joke was very funny.
drow Worf: "Now... Either DIE in the vacuum of space... OR... Tell me how good you thought my poem was."
Garak: *gulp*
Mikey A scene from the trailer for the pilot of "The Odd Couple: The Next Generation."
EMoreno Worf: His eyes should pant!
Garak: Uh and his lips should...uh...curl!
Denis Le Menoir Today is a good day for bondage.
Mikey "Just remember, Worf - our safety word today is 'banana.'"
Sothar A glimpse of the program "Cardassian Love Slave"
Game Guru GG Worf: The beard makes me EVIL!
Garek: But our universe's Worf has a beard!
Worf: Like I said, the beard makes me EVIL!
Stevonator Garak, his pants damp.
Downsizeit Worf, "Orion slave girls were never this ugly in Kirk's day."
Griddles Klingons take the term 'Cardassian dog' literally.
Tyrone Worf: "Perhaps today IS a good day to..."
Garak: "Don't tell me, DIE"
Worf: "No! Dax been gone a long time"
Kevin P. Fine Garak, don't talk. But I'll have you know I've attached the other end of this chain to Travis Mayweather from Enterprise. You are shackled to total plot irrelevance forever! AHAHAHAHA!
Lazar There was a Cardassian named Garackles
Who experienced Klingon attackles
Please excuse my poor verse
(It's not clever or terse)
But anyway, he ended up in shackles.
FL Worf: "I will say this one last time. I am NOT a merry man."
Sondak One scenario slash fans never imagined...
RV "Interspecies romance is not without its dangers."
Joel Wright Klingon: Hey look my Cardasian can speak. Hey Cardaisian, what do our foreheads have in common?
Cardasian: Ruf!

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