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| Name | Caption |
| Hisrak | Home, home on the (phaser) range, Where the captain and first officer play, Where phasers are seen Shooting dots on a screen, And then home for tea, hot, earl grey! |
| Name | Caption |
| RV | "We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill." |
| Lobster | Eyes in the dark… One moon circles… |
| Dante | Riker and Picard enjoy the new 24th century disco club. |
| Turgon | Riker: Here Blue-Dot, feel the power of my Schwartz! |
| Swift | In a scene from "Honey, I Shrunk the Starfleet Officers", two crewman battle to shoot down potential dangerous dust particles. |
| SB | Two Red Shirts trying to stay alive in the hall of evil blue things. |
| Swift | "Great balls of fire!" |
| Swift | "Hang on, why is our phaser training not as advanced as the NX Enterprise's, when we're 200 years more advanced than them?" |
| Gil Rodriguez | The 20th and 21st century had laser pointers. The 24th century has PHASER pointers. Who's bad? |
| Progman | This is getting tedious, when will that new BugZapper arrive? |
| drow | "I must say, Number One, this new Xbox IS pretty cool!" |
| Premonition_45 | "My God... It's full of... a couple stars." |
| Silent Bob | Riker : "You know, with a holodeck you could practice on lifelike targets in a completely realistic setting... so why are we firing at glowing balls of light?" Picard : "Hey, at least it doesn't malfunction and try to kill us every five minutes." |
| Daedalus | Rick Berman: "Alright that's good. Ok now play that fight music from TOS to make it sound exciting. Trust me, I know what I'm doing. I mean come on, it's not like I can destroy the franchise!" |
| AJ | Picard: "I've heard of 'shooting stars', but I don't think this is what it means." |
| Dragon | Unknown to most viewers, the pilot episode of Next Generation had a somewhat small cast and much smaller starship. |
| Researcher | Picard: Perhaps we should not stand in the center of a mysterious metal circle during a combat situation? *Ring transporter from SG-1 activates* |
| Lancel | Picard: Number One, I'm not sure this is wise... Riker: What sir? Picard: Performing a live-fire Phaser training exercise while wearing red shirts. |
| Mavra | Riker: I read that the early 21st century and something called 'Massively Multiple On-Line Role-Playing Games'. What do we have? Picard: Shut up, Will. |
| Kalor | Upset with the success of the movie Serenity, Riker decides to retaliate against Firefly. |
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