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| Name | Caption |
| Turgon | Join Starfleet, they said... experience bold adventures, they said... explore the infinity of space, they said... |
| Name | Caption |
| Daniel Anderson | Damn A380! They said these things would have more legroom, but this is ridiculous! |
| Lobster | This week´s ENT-episode: Hoshi has to find a certain inventor named Jefferies, who has lost his way in the tube labyrinth of his own invention! |
| Robert W | Hoshi: "Hoshi to Captain Archer...I found your dog. Will you let me out now?" |
| Steve WD | Damn, I know there is a decent plotline in here somewhere! |
| The Wormhole | Little did Hoshi realize that crawling in this tube would be the last time she would have anything important to do on the show. But at least it's more attention than Mayweather got. |
| Griddles | Hoshi: Sir! There's a plasma leak! Archer: Yes, and you're wearing a low-cut outfit, thereby drawing more attention to your breas- oh, sorry. I thought we were having a state the obvious contest. |
| Griddles | Hoshi: Well... this coulda been worse. I coulda been cast for a role in Stealth *shudders* |
| BikerWolf | Hoshi: "I feel like I'm on an episode of 'Tripping the Rift'." |
| EMH_MkI | Out of sheer boredom, Hoshi decides how many "The Rock" imitations she can do. |
| Pathfinder | Hoshi's search for season five continues... |
| USS Weaseal | This week on Lost.... Hoshi: Where the freck am I?!? |
| AJ | Hoshi: "Note to self: If I ever become empress, I will have a long talk with those starship designers." |
| Lagamorph | "I could've lived in a tropical paradise but noooooo, I had to decide I'd rather crawl through small tubes off in space somewhere...." |
| DBS | "Sato to bridge - I think I may have found something...the plasma manifold subprocessor seems to have been replaced with an irregular black box with some sort of lens sticking out. There are also a bunch of unexplained lights and some guy gesturing at me to say...something else." |
| McFortner | Hoshi: Captain, I've found the intruder, but you won't beleive me.... Archer: What is it? Hoshi: It appears to be a large, grey, talking rabbit. Archer: A talking rabbit? Hoshi: Yes sir. It keeps muttering something about how it "should have taken that left turn at Albequerque." |
| Zeke Thorne | Everything else on this ship is a hundred years more advanced than it should be; why couldn't we have Jeffries tubes with a little more bloody HEAD ROOM? |
| Swift | Hoshi had to make 100% sure no-one would find the corpses of Rick Berman and Brannon Braga. |
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