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| Name | Caption |
| Reingard | Uhura: "Dammit! Jim, come back! You promised if we went swimming, you wouldn't steal my clothes!" |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | McCOY: “Hi. ...Busy?” SPOCK: “Uhura is busy. I am monitoring.” McCOY: “I’LL say she’s busy.” SPOCK: “NOW you know why I’m monitoring.” |
| Captain 8472 | When marooned on a deserted planet, take advantage of the situation and ignore all societal standards! |
| Captain 8472 | I have no clue as to the nature of this ritual, but I hope I am not chosen to be the midnight sacrifice. |
| Captain 8472 | Transporter Accident number 53-Alpha, failure to rematerialize clothes. |
| Horta not Vorta | The moons are out. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Uhura: "Hey Guys... GUYS!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY TOILET PAPER???" |
| Chromedome | Hey, Macarena! |
| Horta not Vorta | Nice bush. |
| Reingard | Announcer: "Today, on Interpretive Dance Intragalactic, we have Nyota Uhura!" |
| N'tran DS 12 | "Uhura to Transporter Room, Not funny, Scotty" |
| Chromedome | "Do my moons look big in this?" |
| Chromedome | Nimoy tried to get Nichols to repeat this performance for a new video of The Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins |
| Chromedome | (offscreen) "You don't think this is a bit too gratuitous do you?" "We need something to distract the audience from Shatner's acting." |
| N'tran DS 12 | "I should have read the fine print in my contract." |
| Chromedome | "I have a VERY particular set of skills ..." |
| Horta not Vorta | Tequila makes her clothes fall off. |
| Chromedome | "Yoohoo! Frankie!" |
| Horta not Vorta | Oh, they call her the Streak She likes to show off her physique. |
| Captain 8472 | The Rain Dance is not producing results. |
| Captain 8472 | As the story goes: “… then we started drinking tequila.” |
| Chromedome | "They didn't mention this floor show in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!" "I bet she knows where her towel is though." |
| The Geek | Director: "C'mon, Nichelle, you're not just doing it for the money. You're doing it for a SHITLOAD of money!" |
| Captain 8472 | There is always that one person at each party that gets naked when drunk. |
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