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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Khan: “To the last, I will grapple with thee! . . . . . From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! . . . . . For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!” Kirk: “Oh yeah... Well double dumbass on your” |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Khan: "Gotta tell you kids: Wear sunscreen… TRUST ME on this." |
| Captain 8472 | “Alright, we’ll call it a draw.” |
| Captain 8472 | The look you give when someone asks ‘are you okay.’ |
| The Geek | "Now THAT was a Vulcan Death Fart!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Khan: “To the last, I will grapple with thee! . . . . . From Hell's heart, I stab at thee! . . . . . For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!” Kirk: “Yea, yea, yea… Tell me something I don’t know.” |
| N'tran DS 12 | Khan Noonien sings.. "Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire.." |
| Captain 8472 | Say it with me. In 3, 2, 1, KIRRRRRRK!!!!! |
| Chromedome | "Ohhhh, Frankie ..." |
| The Geek | Director: "CUT! That was great Ricardo, but we need to adjust the lighting and do another take." Montalbán: (this face) |
| Captain 8472 | Khan has learned a little known tidbit of information. The explosive combustibility of the Vulcan Death Fart. |
| Chromedome | "Jean Luc, I am your father!" |
| Captain 8472 | Tanning Bed pranks. |
| Chromedome | Tonight on "When All You Can Eat Buffets Go Wrong" .... |
| N'tran DS 12 | Ultra tan your face Giving it the look of rich Corinthian leather. |
| Captain 8472 | Khan mistook a plasma torch for a hair dryer. |
| Captain 8472 | One must remember, rich Corinthian Leather gets scorching hot when exposed to sunlight. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | [♫ Piano] Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Everyday innocent animals are abused, beaten, and neglected. [♫] Please, call the number on your screen with a monthly gift and you’ll help rescue animals from their abusers and provide medical care, food, shelter, and love. [♫] Right now, there’s an animal who needs you. Please call right now. [♫ Piano fades] |
| Chromedome | "Who are you, that you would do this to me?" "You know who I am, Khan. I am your creator, and your life is in my hands. I am the controller of your very existence. The master of your destiny. The architect of your doom." "Yes, but WHO are you?" "I ... am ... the scriptwriter!" "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Khan exhibits all the stereotypical 80’s cliches: - Mullet haircut - Oversized shoulder pads - Bare chest - Gawdy massive necklace with cryptic horoscope symbol - Accidental crack pipe explosion |
| Chromedome | I love the smell of burning megalomaniac in the morning! |
| Miss Marple | The 2024 Presidential Election Poster: “Yes we KHAAAN!” |
| Captain 8472 | Despite his current looks, Khan was never a fan of Two Face. |
| Oh Frankie | From Hell's Heart I stab at thee For Hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." "He sure sounds gloomy " |
| Chromedome | "I thought I was evil, but you captioneers ..." |
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