Name | Caption |
Chromedome | "Yes, it IS hard to explain what I saw in him." |
Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: “Well… we have a surprise to tell everyone.” Kes: “Shut up, Neelix.” Neelix: “We’ve been trying for so long.” Kes: “SHUT UP NEELIX!” Neelix: “Kes has finally cleared up that nagging infection she picked up from that Kazon Maje.” |
Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: “…and this is my special friend, Kes.” Kes: “Yes… Neelix and I have been together for a long time. . [mouths: HELP ME!] |
Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: “We’d just LOVE to stay on board your fine vessel. Hee-hee.“ Kes: “Yes… But if you can’t take BOTH of us… Just ONE would be fine… EITHER OF US… PLEASE!” |
Chromedome | (offscreen) "I asked for a Netflix subscription, not a Neelix subscription!" |
Chromedome | "The studio bosses say it's either us or Wesley Crusher!" |
Captain 8472 | It is not every day that Neelix proves Tuvok wrong. When it happens…. well, I will let your imagination fill in the rest. |
Chromedome | "Well, it took over 400 votes, but eventually Congress accepted me as a compromise for House Speaker!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: “Sorry… I kind of made a mess in the ‘Little Talaxian’s Room’.” Kes: “He REALLY did.” |
Miss Marple | Kes, to self: It would have to be some kind of “alternate reality” for me to get into a healthy relationship. |
Captain 8472 | One is stylish, helpful and keeps the crew happy. The other is Kes. |
Captain 8472 | Meet the nominee for the Libertarian Party’s presidential candidate and his running mate. |
Chromedome | After a brief argument in the costume & makeup department, Kes got the better end of the deal. |
EMH_MkII | Janeway: I appreciate your offer, but I don't need anymore crew. Neelix: But I can cook and she can grow plants! In space! Janeway: Welcome aboard. |
Captain 8472 | The Doctor performed cosmetic surgery on Neelix. No one noticed. |
Chromedome | "My pancake flipping display was the talk of 'Talax Got Talent'!" |
Chromedome | Neelix: "I am also fluent in Vogon poetry ..." Janeway: "Let me stop you there!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: “GREETINGS! I’m Neelix. I’m a Talaxian. And this is Kes… She’s my tailor.” Kes: “If this isn’t a cry for help, I don’t know what is!” |
Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: “GREETINGS! I’m Neelix. I’m a Talaxian. And this is Kes… She’s my tailor. She’s very resourceful. In fact, this outfit she made using bedding from an animal rescue facility. It’s a PERFECT FIT! If it wasn’t for the urine smell…” |
N'tran DS 12 | Poorly dyed cloth..$5 Tayloring for a coat..$75 Neelix thinking he is the height of fashion.. Priceless |
Captain 8472 | Kes: He followed me home. Will you let me keep him? |
Frankie Chestnuts | Neelix: "Sure, sure... I know she's strange looking... some might even say scary... with that short, unspotted forehead and those ears. And don't get me started on those tiny eyebrows. . But she likes me." |
Chromedome | Kes: "Oh, he's perfectly safe ... as long as you don't eat his cooking!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Kes: “It’s life, Captain… But not as we know it.” |
N'tran DS 12 | Cloth for Neelix's suit... That day was not a good day to dye. |
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