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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "Mr. Tucker... Are you sure T'Pol uses the Sonic Shower every day at this time?" Trip: "Like clockwork. Remember... She's a Vulcan." |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | When you are waiting to see if your caption won. |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Trip: "If this is Klingon porn, why is everyone fully clothed?" Phlox: "Believe me, they're much more attractive this way." |
| Chromedome | "Noooo! No way! She can't be! No, really ... oh, that's gross, I mean ... she's going for it ... look, her hand is going down ... Ohhhhh ... I can't believe she puts that much garlic in the stew!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Whoa... Transporter malfunction?" Phlox: "Transporter malfunction." |
| PegasusJF | Seeing just how deep the rabbit hole really gets... |
| Chromedome | Phlox: "Who is the being with the bald, square head?" Trip: "That's Kryten the Mechanoid." Phlox: "Pwhoar! He's a looker alright!" |
| Chromedome | "So where is this planet Galifrey? I would like to meet this Dr. Who." |
| Miss Marple | Despite the zoom call pandemic of the 21st century, some people never learned to appropriately fear the wrath of “Room Raters.” |
| MR. WORF | Trip : Phlox ! Hurry up and finish your census form !!! Phlox : I'm trying to but , your making me lose count of how many wives I have. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: “What seems to be the issue, doctor?” Phlox: “I notice a neutrino surge in the hyper sensitive ray flinger. We should magnatize the containment generator. I'm also detecting a slight field variance in the revolving microfilament autosequencers. We should increase power to the ion energy core.” Trip: “You have no clue, do you?” Phlox: “Nope.” |
| Chromedome | Phlox: "Oh no! Something's wrong." Trip: "What is it?" Phlox: "This isn't going to be good." Trip: "What isn't? What are you looking at? I don't see anything on the screen." Phlox: "Oh, the screen is fine, but the curry I had for lunch has caused a containment failure in my pants!" |
| Bird of Prey | Phlox: "This is simply astonishing! It's the perfect apex predator! I've never seen such a lifeform before! How did you call it again?" Trip: "That's Pac-Man!" |
| AdmiralM | Watching people in the d-con chamber was a great way to pass time in sickbay. |
| Miss Marple | Trip; I don't understand why ALL my sign-in passwords are compromised. Phlox: Perhaps, SeXXXyBeast38, because you use the same password for all your accounts... Voice off camera: And your vanity license plates... Second Voice off camera: and that tattoo... Hacker: and using it both for your "User Name" AND password. |
| MR. WORF | Phlox : Damn these Windows updates take way to long to install. |
| Miss Marple | Phlox: You REALLY miss a lot if you don't watch the Harry Potter movies with the captions on. Here... let me cue it up for you... Trip: Wait, who the hell is Death Eater Ethan? |
| Captain 8472 | Phlox: How can she bend like that? Trip: It’s a cat. Phlox: The spinal structure must be incredible. Trip: It’s a cat... Phlox: I wonder, what kind of musculature is required for such a range of motion? Trip: It’s a CAT! |
| Chromedome | "42? Four-ty two? What the hell do you think we asked you computer?" |
| Captain 8472 | Phlox: Wait until you meet my friend. His name is Biggus Dickus. Trip: What? Phlox: He also has quite the lovely wife. Her name is Inctinentia Buttus. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: “So what you’re saying is that Frankie Chestnuts is actually Joe Pesci playing Tommy DeVito in Goodfellas, based real life mobster Tommy DeSimone… I thought it was just a funny, made up name!” |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "...so what you are saying is that it's the quality of the captions, not the number of entries?" |
| Chromedome | (Janeway's voice offscreen) "Phlox, how many times have I told you not to wear your pyjamas for video conferences?" |
| Cyrus Ramsay | Trip: "So this thing will enable us to travel through time?" Phlox: "Yes, it's my own invention. I call it the Phlox Capacitor." |
| Chromedome | The dangers of online gambling still persisted even in Starfleet. |
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