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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | (Thinks) I'm gonna kill my agent. He promised I'd get my face on Star Trek. |
| Name | Caption |
| Captain 8472 | I raise your attempt at ‘Got your nose’ with ‘Got your face!’ |
| Chromedome | Cutting off your face to spite your nose |
| Chromedome | "This is Captain Kirk, if anyone has found a lost face, please would they return it as soon as possible? Thank you." |
| Miss Marple | When Frankie Chestnuts' wife bitch-slaps you, you STAY bitch-slapped. No wonder Captain Janeway looked so horrified last month. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Captain Kirk always lost his shirt on away missions. Ensign Blue Shirt... She had other issues. |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "Excuse me, I don't know your name, but you look familiar. Did we meet somewhere before?" Crewmember: "Not that I can recall, Captain. In fact, I got transferred to the Enterprise just yesterday... I guess I am just having one of those faces!" |
| Chromedome | Ohhhhhhh, Frankie! Do you remember me? |
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| MR. WORF | The poor Ensign was now entering ........ The Twilight Zone ! |
| MR. WORF | This shows you why wearing proper eye protection during a solar flare is so important. This victim got her eyesight back in 7 days. |
| RedDwarfian | Costume Designer: "The face mask isn't really good in matching her skin color." Director: "Oh it's fine. It's not like anyone will be watching this on a color TV, or in some kind of ultra-crisp resolution. They'll never notice." |
| Chromedome | "I went up to the lab, and found this on the slab." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Language Immersion Course for Braille IN SPAAAAaaaaaaace... |
| Chromedome | "Tonight, on World's Weirdest Face Lifts ..." |
| Captain 8472 | Transporter Error 42-1783: failure to properly rematerialize face. |
| Miss Marple | In the future, the concept that women must ALWAYS have a smile or pleasing look on her face is no longer an issue. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dear God... The ladies outfits on TOS are amazingly short. You can see her legs all the way up to her... face? |
| Captain 8472 | I do believe this is how Trump wants women to be. |
| Captain 8472 | “Hey, my eyes are u-... oh.” |
| Miss Marple | Trigger alert: Remember when you were little, and your father would threaten you that if you didn't wipe that look off your face, he'd do it for you? |
| Bird of Prey | "I have a feeling that this hairstyle doesn't really compliment my face..." |
| Miss Marple | Hey buddy, her eyes are up there. Oh... never mind. I guess it's ok to just stare at her breasts... |
| Captain 8472 | The dead-pan stare is truly powerful. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: "Transporter accident?" Scotty: "Aye, Captain... Transporter accident." |
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