Name |
Caption |
Miss Marple |
This scene was the impetus for the "Manscaping" trend.
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Miss Marple |
Lifetime's Intimate Portrait: At home with Frankie Chestnuts |
The Geek |
Star Trek: The Fabulous Generation |
The Geek |
Beata: "...and to think that when this ritual is complete, I will have your testicles in this jar." Riker: "Uh, huh... wait, what?" |
The Geek |
During his early years after leaving the lab, Odo was forced to do... things... to make ends meet. |
PegasusJF |
Beings came from all over the galaxy to Angel 1 to get the toughest glass jars opened. |
mwhittington |
Riker: Wait, that goes in WHERE!? Will there at least be lubricant? |
The Geek |
Sure, Riker may be sexy here, but he'll never be "Burt Reynolds in the 70s sexy". (RIP, Burt) |
Bird of Prey |
Woman: "Do you know what the people of my planet do with this thing... in the bedroom?" Riker: "No. And I am not quite sure if I want to find out..." |
Bird of Prey |
Riker was young and needed the money! (Unfortunately, nobody told him yet that the Federation doesn't use money...) |
Mikey |
"I don't know what the F*&$ it is either, dear, but we still have to send your Aunt Rhoda a thank-you note." |
Bird of Prey |
Riker: "Wait, this planet isn't Bajor!? This means I have bought this expensive earring for nothing!" |
Horta not Vorta |
Take me drunk, I'm home. |
Horta not Vorta |
I'm not so think as you drunk I am. |
Sondak |
Our people have a saying: when life gives you lemons, suspend them in a translucent resin, and sell them to clueless tourists as quaint local talismans. |
Sondak |
Alexa, play Marvin Gaye. |