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| Name | Caption |
| Obama3rdterm | The lunatics running the asylum... An unfortunate comparison to the Trump White House |
| Name | Caption |
| Merat | When a letter writing campaign failed to save Star Trek after its third season, distraught fans tried something more direct. |
| Merat | Good morning, do you have a minute to learn about our Lord and savior Kahless the Unforgettable? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Van Gelder: "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.β Chekhov: βIn Russia, ve are not allowed to chew gum. Ve ARE allowed to kick ass.β |
| MLCoolJ | Van Gelder: Everybody freeze! I have a toy phaser, and I'm not afraid to--oh, shit, did I just say that? Goddammit! Kirk: You've never done this before, have you? |
| PegasusJF | LSD flashbacks come at the darndest times |
| MLCoolJ | "Turn that damn music down! I'm trying to sleep!" |
| Bird of Prey | Van Gelder: "Let me have your big sky saucer, or I will take this shooty-thingy and zap your funny accent guy!" Kirk: "Uh... Spock?" Spock: "He said 'give me control over your ship, or I will use this phaser to kill Chekov'." |
| Shut up, Wesley! | That's not what you meant by "Kill the lights", is it... |
| Chromedome | A phaser in the hand is no match for a baseball bat to the back of the head. Sometime low tech just works better. |
| Chromedome | "Right you lot, give me damn good caption or I'll shoot!" |
| Chromedome | "A pair of threes! A pair of threes! Is that all you had? You deserve to die for that!" |
| Chromedome | It was Hugh Hefner, on the bridge, with a phaser! Cluedo ... IN SPAAAAAACE |
| Chromedome | Hugh Hefner screentests for a role in ... STAR TREK: Playboy Edition |
| Chromedome | "This is my phaser. There are many like it, but this one is mine." |
| Miss Marple | Suddenly, it dawned on him that there was a difference between "phased" and "fazed" ... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Van Gelder: "Please tell me that Civet Cat Coffee isn't made of what I think it is!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Where will YOU be when your twenty condoms of China White Heroin burst? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The Trump voter... Finally getting disillusioned." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Hopefully, this is the "before" picture for the Proactiv commercial..." |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: "So you underwent the neural neutralizer therapy... Are you now... happier than before?" Van Gelder: "Does trigger happy count?" |
| Merat | Man, 23rd century Jehovah's Witnesses are getting REALLY pushy! |
| Bird of Prey | Spock: "Please hand over your phaser. I just remotely deactivated it anyway." Van Gelder: "Oh, are you sure? Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!" Spock: "Even if you had any clue about ventriloquism, those phaser sounds weren't exactly very... convincing." |
| EMH_MkI | Get off my yard, ya darn kids! |
| Chromedome | "Dr. McCoy, this suppository applicator appears to be faulty. I just cauterized my haemarroids with it." |
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