Name | Caption |
ilandra | Malcolm is NOT in the middle |
Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | "In 2151, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These folks promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Federation underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire... the Enterprise-Team." |
Miss Marple | Trip: “I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.” Everybody wished Trip wouldn’t drink so much. |
Bird of Prey | Archer: "Before anyone calls me sexist because I ordered my female crew members to strip down to their underwear, let me point out that I ordered Lt. Reed to do the same thing!" |
Mikey | I've been involved in situations like this before, but the one wearing all the leather had a paddle and a hairbrush. |
Mikey | Shut up, don't judge me. Maybe YOU should try expanding your experience a little. |
Miss Marple | Hoshi, to self: I wish I got to wear the hot, thigh-high boots… Malcolm, to self: I wish I got to wear the hot, thigh-high boots… and the leather… and a more flattering neckline... |
PegasusJF | Star Trek: Statues |
Mikey | "One of us... one of us..." |
Miss Marple | Hoshi: They are saying that they have "come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... And they seem to be "all out of bubblegum.” Archer: I’m out of gum, too. Would a breath mint help? Hoshi: That’s not what they mean... |
Mikey | The shipwide broadcast of "Archer's Jazzercise with Klingon Chair Yoga" did not receive the ratings for which he had hoped. |
Mikey | Archer's Judas Priest cover band failed to win many fans. |
PegasusJF | Sometimes Orwell's Big Brother let his little brothers and sisters and the weird kid down the hall do the watching. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Sato: "Captain... What is it? " Archer: "It's the Olympics." Sato: "But what IS it?" Archer: "Curling." Sato: "Why can't I stop watching it?" Archer: "I really don' t know..." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Every Thursday evening... it’s the weekly lottery for choosing who gets to whip Archer’s ass. And every Thursday evening… it’s standing-room-only. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Archer, feeling inadequate... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! |
Frankie Chestnuts | Hoshi: “How can I have the SECOND-smallest breasts in this scene... God, how I hate that Malcolm.“ |
Bird of Prey | Archer: "Sorry, Admiral. Me and my crew practiced this Irish dance routine for a whole month, now now you are gonna watch it, dammit!" |
Chromedome | They all looked enviously at the sneak preview of the picture for next month's caption competition ... it was WAY better than then one they were in! |
Cyrus Ramsay | Mirror-Archer always travels with three concubines and a eunuch. |
Chromedome | Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're part of a team! Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you're living the dream! |
Merat | Something is wrong when the Klingon looks the least like a fetish model. |
mwhittington | It's a sad day when the most masculine being in the bunch is a female Klingon. |
Bird of Prey | Turns out, Archer was the only one who is NOT too sexy for his shirt... |
Bird of Prey | Archer: "It's Casual Friday AND Bring Your Klingon To Work Day!" |
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