Name | Caption |
Bryan Moore | Well, Doctor, Oo-mox is far less tiring on a man of your... proportions. |
Name | Caption |
MLCoolJ | Jadzia: My mind to your mind...my thoughts to your thoughts... |
Frankie Chestnuts | Nana: Siddig… do you want to grab a bite- TERRY! WHAT THE HELL??? |
Bird of Prey | And you thought Vulcans are the only species who can do mind melds... |
AJ | ... and if I position his corpse like this it will look like he's asleep and I'll be able to get away before they discover he's dead. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Vulcan neck pinch.... Trill Style! |
Miss Marple | FYI: Yes, this counts as a three-way. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: THERE... ARE... FORTY... LIGHTS!! Maybe more. It's kind of tough to count them all. |
Niall Johnson | Human: Shatter spinal column at the third vertebra. Death is immediate. |
MR. WORF | Dax had a bad feeling in her stomach as she started to massage Julian, It felt as if the Symbiont was going to explode from her chest !!! ? |
AJ | Behold, the Vulcan death grip does exist. |
Bird of Prey | Bashir: ''I noticed that you are hanging out with Quark quite often lately.'' Dax: ''Well, you can learn a lot from other cultures, even from the Ferengi.'' Bashir: ''Like how to play tongo?'' Dax: ''...aaaand how to provide oo-mox!'' |
N'tran DS12 | I envy you,Doctor . |
N'tran DS12 | Ahhh! |
N'tran DS 12 | Data has Spot, Uhura had a tribble, Dax has Bashir. |
Bird of Prey | Bashir: ''Ooohh... that's good... please continue...'' Dax (thinking): ''Julian is half asleep. I wonder if he even realizes that it is me...'' Bashir: ''Ooohh... your hands are wonderful... Garak...'' Dax: ''Wait, WHAT?'' |
MR. WORF | Dax had just finished her Julian android when she realized she had put in the Female emotion chip ! Qplah ! |
Horta not Vorta | Jadzia is right behind me....Oh Bugger....well that is an idea... |
Miss Marple | National Geographic QuarkCam. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Dax: “Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?” (Sound of zipper opening) Dax: “Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!” |
Frankie Chestnuts | Dax: “Imagine a beautiful park… The sun shining… Birds are chirping… Picture yourself in a boat on a river… With tangerine trees and marmalade skies…” Julian: “Wait a sec… marmalade skies?? Dax: “Shut up Julian… I’m on a roll… Damn… Where was I?” Julian: “Marmalade.” Dax: “Right… Let's see... Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada.” |
N'tran DS 12 | The imaginative Doctor Bashir Has a sexy girl rubbing his ear Wishes come true Next thing to do, Is make these uniforms disappear. |
Cyrus Ramsay | In a deleted scene from the 2nd Red Dwarf U.S.A. pilot, Cat gives Kryten a spare head which she prefers. |
Miss Marple | Jadzia: I know you feel badly that Scaramucci is leaving, but believe me, Frankie Chestnuts feels worse: he's been singing Bohemian Rhapsody ALL WEEK! |
Bird of Prey | Bashir: ''Is this a phaser in your pocket, or is your symbiont happy to see me?'' |
© Graham & Ian Kennedy | Page views : 19,289 | Last updated : 1 Aug 2017 |