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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "Well, first there was POTUS, which stood for “President of the United States” and SCOTUS: "Supreme Court of the United States", and FLOTUS which was the “First Lady of the United States”. Then there was SCROTUS, which was an acronym used to exclusively describe a Republican Presidential Nominee from the early 21st Century." |
| Name | Caption |
| Cyrus Ramsay | "You haven't seen our starship, have you? I'm sure we parked it somewhere around here." |
| Miss Marple | Tom, I TOLD you I'ld take you for ice-cream, and I'm TAKING you for ice-cream, so tell the nice man what you want. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Paris: "Just look at her... Confident... She says what she thinks... Demands attention... A natural leader... But her hands are SO SMALL!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien: "Well, what is it you want?" Janeway: "We want..... (pregnant pause) A SHRUBBERY!!!!" Paris: "One that looks nice." |
| Miss Marple | Janeway: My, what an impressive baton you have. Guard, to self: I'm so happy she didn't mention my oversized cummerbund!!! |
| Mr. President | Janeway, her arms wide. Officer, his face indifferent. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "Well, hello there... Is that a night stick in your pocket, or are you-" Guard: "-yes it is. And I say Mr. Paris... That is a FINE phaser you have in YOUR pocket!" Paris: "Errr... Thanks?" |
| Bodhi | Janeway: "Excuse me sir, we're looking for a planet, goes by the name of Earth, have you seen it?" |
| Bodhi | Janeway: "Excuse me officer, I'm looking for one of my crew, an Ensign Upp, first name Beemy. Can you help?" Paris: *snigger* |
| Bird of Prey | Janeway: ''Hello? Mister? Do you hear me??'' Paris: ''Look at his chest insignia, Captain. He is currently rebooting.'' |
| Miss Marple | Sorry ma’am, but at the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, you need to wait to be seated. |
| RogueSkyknight | "...Captain KATHRYN Janeway... of the starship Voyager...HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM?!?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "I just don't understand... Why CAN'T we get a table for two?" Guard: "Because I'm Chief of Security... And this isn't a restaurant." |
| M. Terry | What does it take to get a good cup of coffee around here? |
| Chromedome | Do you need legal representation when you sue the costume department? |
| jg | Man on left: My Gods, does she ever shut up. We get it, you're a vegan and you vape. |
| Horta not Vorta | Can find his a** with both hands |
| MLCoolJ | And Round #47 of the Intergalactic Staring Contest begins...now! |
| jg | Man on left: I haveno clue what she is talking about, but if just stand here and nod, maybe she'll go away. |
| Bird of Prey | Janeway: ''We need a cupboard, this wide. Preferably walnut, but oak would be fine too.'' Paris: ''I am so glad that they also have IKEA in the Delta Quadrant!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Genius Bar dude: ''How can I help you?'' Janeway: ''Nothing specific - I am just amazed to find an Apple Store in the Delta Quadrant! Did your company really expand that far, or are you just a cheap knock-off?" |
| Bird of Prey | Janeway: ''Have you seen Mr. Neelix?'' Police officer: ''Yes, but you can't have him back. He is our fashion designer now.'' |
| Chromedome | "Welcome to Planet WalMart, home of the badly dressed." |
| Miss Marple | So this isn't just a Halloween thing, and you dress like this ALL THE TIME? |
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