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| Name | Caption |
| Dee | I do love keeping up with the Cardassians, I said Cardassians not Kardashians. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Jazz Hands.... IN SPAAAAAAAACE!!! |
| Miss Marple | It's gonna be YUUUUUUUUUUGE! |
| C.W.Perkins | Whoooaaa now Bud! Be careful where you point that phaser! I made a perfectly legal move! |
| Bird of Prey | Garak: ''Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...'' |
| ncc1701bulldog | Garak: "I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me..." DS9 crew in chorus: "He's just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!" |
| C.W.Perkins | Wax on...Wax off. |
| Miss Marple | Yo, Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'ma let you finish, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time! |
| PHRobertson | "Stop... Garak Time!" |
| Nedge | Easy, now, I'm not the one who brought up Cardassian circumcision; I simply added an experienced voice to the conversation. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Unfortunately for EVERYONE on the Promenade, Garak supplemented his income with street performances every Friday evenings. |
| Bird of Prey | Garak: ''That's the advantage of being a tailor! You always have a good excuse when they find your fingerprints all over the clothes of the murder victim!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Garak: ''I wash my hands in innocence! Or the blood of the innocent. I can never tell those two apart.'' |
| Captain Redbeard | Everybody STOP! It's Hammer time. |
| Captain Redbeard | Cornered, Garek remembered his Obsidian Order training. He raised his hands and aimed the mini-phaser in his fake pinky finger. |
| Fr | ELIM GARAK: He puts the ASS back into the Cardassians. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ELIM GARAK: He puts the ASS back into the Cardassians. |
| AJ | I'm well versed in human customs. Now that I've washed my hand in innocence, you cannot do anything to me! What do you mean Pilate got executed in the end anyway? |
| Bird of Prey | Garak: ''I didn't do it, I swear!'' Odo: ''Do what? I didn't accuse you of anything.'' Garak: ''In this case.. Uh... Never mind, forget that I said anything!'' |
| N'tran DS 12 | Enemy Mime |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "No, no... I'm serious. I hear Terry's thinking about leaving the show at the end of the season." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | CRIMES OF FASHION... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Garak: "Whoa, hang on. Put that gun away... I don't write these stupid captions... I just have to stand here all month! |
| Cyrus Ramsay | OK,great gag. Now turn the force field off. |
| ncc1701bulldog | Bad hair. Small hands. Xenophobic tendencies. Donald Trump is definitely part Cardassian. |
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