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| Name | Caption |
| Mikey | "I do appreciate the figurines you made to demonstrate ancient Earth maxims - it's just that you missed a space in the text. It should read 'the PEN IS mightier than the sword'..." |
| Name | Caption |
| superknijn | McCoy reveals the truth: He was a victim ion the Great Eunuch wars. |
| SenatorVreenak | So that was the shaft given to Archer's crew, you say? |
| Zeke Thorne | Sometimes, a cigar-shaped tinfoil rod is just a cigar-shaped tinfoil rod. |
| Lobster | Woman: "That a strange alien plant - when I entered the room it was totally tiny and droopy, and seconds later..." |
| Lobster | McCoy: "Ah, that explains the mysterious lead poisoning half the female crew has..." |
| Scott Bates | (60 seconds of awkward silence passes) McCoy: "You should probably, uh... pretend you didn't see this." Woman: "Agreed!" |
| Griddles | McCoy converses with the Ambassador from Testosterone IV |
| Griddles | McCoy: How tall was Dick? Woman: About six foot four. McCoy: Hmm... big Dick... |
| Silent Bob | McCoy: "I'm not sure about the silver dildo, but the inflatable woman I like. See how easy it is to inflate with my hover hoover!" |
| Hisrak | McCoy: Jim, we appear to have located Biggus Dickus... |
| Mikey | (woman, to McCoy:)"Well, it was just a little ball of foil, and I started rubbing it a little..." |
| DanielB | "Is that Biggus Dickus?" "It is, yes. Now help me hide it; Kirk's questioning a line of men in the hall, he's bound to check in here sooner or later..." |
| KA | Girl: To scale you say? |
| Mikey | "Er, yeah, that's what it is......uh, a model rocket......now, just lay down on the table..." |
| Kulatu | Kirk: I happen to have a vewy good fwend in wome named... McCoy: Biggus Dickus? Kirk: Why how did you know? Woman: How did you know Doctor? Are you psychic? Kirk: No, but he's been telling us ALL about Biggus Dickus since Graham first put up these damnable Competitions! |
| SlideMan | McCoy: "I see your Schwartz is as big as mine." |
| f00f | so doc, should we stick this on the DITL Size Charts? |
| FL | McCoy: That Mr Kennedy did say to keep it fairly clean. Girl: So you wrapped it in tin foil? |
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