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| Name | Caption |
| Chromedome | "This uniform may not be flattering but it's a LOT better than Trip's purple shirt!" |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Do you find yourself subconsciously leaning your head to the left when staring at this picture? |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: ''Is your sense of empathy receiving anything of note right now?'' Pirard's thoughts: ***don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage don't stare at the cleavage*** Troi: ''Sigh. No, nothing extraordinary, Captain. Everything is as usual.'' |
| mwhittington | Picard: Counselor, I'm not wearing any pants! What the hell is wrong with me!? Troi: Well, Captain, uh...to begin with,...I can clearly see... you're nuts! |
| PegasusJF | The most acclaimed painting in the 24th Century: The Mona Deanna |
| Frankie Chestnuts | We just need Eli Wallach, and we could re-enact the final shoot out scene from "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly". . Guess which one is “Angel Eyes”. |
| mikey | "Captain, why is that security team here? Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes, counselor, they're very impressive... but that's not why we're here right now." |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: ''...and once we have entered the binary system with the two gas giants, we have to look out for booby traps.'' |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: ''Your clothes are kinda... asymmetrical.'' Trio: ''I got this from a Cardassian on Deep Space 9. Honestly, I now have some doubt that he was ever formally educated at being a tailor...'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | FOCUS: If you stare at this photo long enough, you will see Jean-Luc Picard. |
| AJ | Considering the nature of her part in the series, it was hardly surprising that Marina Sirtis developed a 'thousand yard' stare. |
| AJ | Yes, Marina, I know it is ridiculous, but the producers really think that this show is promoting the cause of female equality in television. |
| AJ | We have decided to rename the ship as: Enterprise, double-D. |
| AJ | Tell me again, councillor, why we don't have our crew-members screened psychologically BEFORE we send them on multi-year journeys, rather than during said journeys. |
| AJ | After watching a rerun of the original series, Marina Sirtis realized her complaints about her costume were unlikely to impress anyone. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard (to self): "Think about baseball... Think about baseball. Hang on, I'm French! . Think about sex... Think about sex." |
| Bird of Prey | Sisko is not the only one who likes to stare into orbs. |
| Mr.Worf | Captain; I'm sensing an uprising ....very near me !! |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: ''Several ambassadors complained that your clothes are way to revealing! Only the Ferengi ambassador complained about the exact opposite.'' |
| PegasusJF | Picard: Deanna, please stop staring at the Scopophobian ambassador. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Councilor... WHAT are you wearing?? Wait a second... Is it time for your performance review? Troy: "...well ...maybe." |
| Miss Marple | Troi: ... He's thinking about his ass-less chaps ... again... |
| Admiral Dunsel | "My mother was hoping you would recite more Shakespeare... In her private quarters." |
| Bird of Prey | Troi: ''Please stop countering everything I say with 'your mother' jokes! They always turn out far to accurate to be funny!'' |
| Mr. Worf | Troi : What are you and my mother doing in here ??? Captain : Well your mother and I want to get married ! Troi : MOTHER !!!!!! STOP MESSING WITH HIS MIND !!!! Captain : WHAT !!!! Roxanna get the hell out of my office NOW !!!!! |
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