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| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Your first challenge for the interpretive dance competition: Dance 'urban sprawl'! |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tasha: "We now consecrate the bond of obedience... Assume the position." Hagon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Hagon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see how NOT to do a push-up. |
| PegasusJF | One does not excuse police brutality by covering the surface of the planet with blue pads. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | New York City Police Department Training Test: Question: You come across a suspect in the above position. Do you: 1) Shoot with Taser until under submission. 2) Apply Choke Hold until under submission. 3) Beat with Billy Club until under submission. 4) All of the above. |
| C.W. Perkins | I told you to put the Velcro on the inside! |
| Miss Marple | Earth’s “walk of shame” home in the morning couldn’t hold a candle to the Partayrian’s crawl of shame. |
| Admiral Dunsel | Suddenly, a feeling of fear and panic came over Hagon when he realized that, after all these years of prayer, Mecca was actually 180 degrees in the other direction. |
| Jim | When the Bird of Prey came at us it looked like this... |
| admiral mark | Don't you just hate it when someone turns the artificial gravity up. |
| Bird of Prey | Hagon: ''That... was no synthehol...'' |
| Bird of Prey | For civilians, the order ''all hands on deck'' is easy to misunderstand. |
| Chromedome | It's Twister. IN SPAAAAAAACCCCCCCCE! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tasha: "We now consecrate the bond of obedience... Assume the position." *WHACK* Hagon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" *WHACK* Hagon: "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tasha: "Will you get up!! It wasn't even a bee!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "We're not worthy...We're not worthy!" |
| Miss Marple | I look forward to a Sunday morning when I can loll in bed with Frankie Chestnuts and start the week off with a new Caption Competition. |
| Miss Marple | I look forward to a Sunday morning when I can loll in bed and start the week off with a new Caption Competition. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Rodney King... Just before "The Incident". |
| Miss Marple | Hammer Time! ... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! |
| EMH_MkI | Come on, you've got feel this floor, man. It's like silk... FOR YOUR FEET! |
| Miss Marple | On some worlds, early life evolved flamboyanty from the primordial soup. |
| Bird of Prey | Picard: ''Are you from a low gravity world?'' Hagon: ''No, I am from a low ceiling world.'' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Imagine his horror... Tripping on the stage on his way to accept his "Most Authentic Hammer Costume" award. |
| Miss Marple | The be-sparkled cult of "My Little Pony" continues, and is obviously more accepted, in the future. |
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