Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | ♪ . "You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent" . ♬ |
Name | Caption |
Miss Marple | My eyes are up here, buddy. |
woodside | "I'm going to be topless or naked HOW often on this show?!?" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Sure... I'd love something pan fried. How about some catfish-" T'Pol: "Pon Farr... I SAID PON FARR!!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Sure... I like the pan flute. Maybe a little Zamfir-" T'Pol: "Pon Farr... I SAID PON FARR!!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Austin Powers: "OK, you're an animal! Yes, there we go. You're a tiger! You're Tony the Tiger! You're grrreat! Very good. Loving it. Now you're a lemur. Running as a pack. We go left. We go right. There's a predator out of the jungle. What's going on? Burrow! That's right, you're a lemur. That's all you've got. You don't have sharp teeth capable of biting. It's crazy.... And I'm spent." |
Jonesy | PMS....IN SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Uniform.... to... tight!" |
Admiral Dunsel | The real reason that Vulcans only mate once every seven years is that Vulcan females have PMS for the other six years. |
Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons: Trip: "Show me happy! ...HAPPY!! Think about puppies! -WHOA... Let's work on social interaction today." |
Bird of Prey | T'Pol: ''Glue in my toothpaste? I will never understand where the humor lies in those destructive acts the humans call 'pranks'...'' |
R S Gilliver | I find your lack of Trek disturbing. |
Sondak | Cheeeeeese! |
Bird of Prey | Always vaccinate your Vulcans against rabies! |
Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons: Trip: "Show me arousal! ... Yes! YES!! -NO!!! NOOOO!!!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons: Trip: "Show me apathy! ...hmmm... How about Indifference? Wow... Are you actually TRYING to look like Porthos?" |
jg | I have the same reaction when I find out someone messed with my computer settings. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Another satisfied customer of the Joan Rivers Memorial Facelift Clinic. |
Sokratis | Moments earlier, Phlox removes his "enamel brightening eels" from T'Pol's teeth. Little did he realize the adhesive quality they would bestow on her Vulcan saliva. |
EMH_MkI | T'Pol: No, I did not wake up on the wrong side of the warp reactor. |
Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol's Weekly Emotion Lessons: Trip: "Show me Fear! ...well, ok... I'M scared." |
Bird of Prey | It's sometimes VERY hard for T'Pol to suppress her emotions around all those illogical humans... |
Horta not Vorta | If a Vulcan holds in toxic flatuence for seven years, would it be a Pon Fart? |
Miss Marple | Embarrassing moments during ventriloquism lessons. |
Miss Marple | Bulimia?? I'm not bulimic! Check out my teeth? |
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