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| Name | Caption |
| N'tran DS 12 | According to Hitchhiker's Guide a towel is essential. In this case, the towel is critical. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "I've just GOT to ask... WHO does your hair??" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "We're you BORN with a head that huge, or have you been talking to Commander Riker?" |
| Miss Marple | Kira: SERIOUSLY? THAT is the body part you are choosing to cover? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "Hey, baby. You got girlfriend on Bajor?" Patient: "Not just this minute." Kira: "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?" Patient: "Yeah, I might party. How much?" Kira: "Fifteen dollar." Patient: "Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars." Kira: "Me love you too much." Patient: "Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "I truely appoligize for ripping your heart out. I was really under the impression that you were a Cardassian spy... my mistake. |
| Chromedome | Listen sunshine, I don't care what your agent told you about this part, get your butt down to the costume department and get dressed. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "Don't worry... Just leave yourself in MY hands." Patient: "That's what you said the LAST time." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Patient: "Excuse me... But isn't this the MEN'S Steam Room?" |
| Fuzzy | My parents will be here at noon. The story is that we met three months ago at a religious education expo. Play it cool, and you get to see your children again. |
| The Geek | Kira: "Do you want the good news or the bad news first?" Guy: (cough cough) "I'll take the bad news first." Kira: "Okay, the doctor says you have less than a week to live, and you will be in pain for most of that time." Guy: "By the Prophets! What's the good news?" Kira: "They're naming the disease after you." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "Pssst... I got your worm hole RIGHT HERE!!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "One word of advice... NEVER again run into Quarks screaming that the Prophets are just aliens that live in the wormhole!!" |
| 11001001 | Kira: "Your kidney will fetch a high price on the black market." |
| 11001001 | Man: "Why are you wrinkling your nose at me?" Kira: "My nose comes that way." |
| jg | Man: I feel like I have been hit by a shuttlecraft. What happened? Kira: Funny you should ask, you were hit by a shuttlecraft. |
| jg | Man: What happed? Kira: You took a glancing blow from a Vulcan Death Fart. Ensign Smith wasn't so lucky. He took the full force of it. His memorial service is being held tomorrow. |
| Bird of Prey | Man: ''Instead of kidnapping me, you could simply have asked me out, you know?'' |
| Bird of Prey | Kira: ''Can you please lend me your towel?'' Man: ''Sorry, but right now I am needing it myself!'' |
| mwhittington | Kira: Don't worry. Dr. Bashir will perform your vasectomy shortly. After all of those scotches he had to pee like a race horse. |
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