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| Name | Caption |
| Fuzzy | Jim, that was the last of the toupee glue. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "What do you mean the special effects look lousy? I'm standing in front of a spray-painted wall of crinkled Mylar!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Another unfortunate consequence of remastered Star Trek in HD. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bones: "Wow... THAT could have gone better." |
| Miss Marple | It's PEOPLE! ...SOYLENT GREEN! ...It's PEOPLE! |
| C. W. Perkins | Bones: Capt. Kirk, you remember me telling you nine months ago that I couldn't remember what I did on shore leave? Kirk: Yeah, I remember. Why? Bones: Well I just delivered the Orion slave girl's baby and it looks just like me except a little greener. Kirk: Ooohhh mmmyyy. Scotty: Aye it had to be the Romulan ale laddie. |
| Nerd907 | Ah jeez... what did I do last night? |
| Nerd907 | The things we do for love. |
| The Geek | "Wait... Frankie Chestnuts won again?!? I just spent the last eight hours crafting the perfect caption! Look at my hands! This crap'll never come off! I... I... (sigh) oh well. Maybe next month..." |
| 11001001 | "Jim, Spock! I've discovered anti-red matter and no surprise, it's green!" |
| 11001001 | After years of exploration, McCoy and the away team find the boogeyman. |
| NASCARtographer | "Damn it, Gene, I know we're on a tight budget with the network, but I expect spoons with the pudding in my dressing room!" |
| C. W. Perkins | Kirk: Hack! Sputter! Cough! Hack! Why Bones? Sputter. Bones: Um...sorry Jim. Next time I'll take the huge mutant mosquito that's trying to suck your brains out off of you before I crush it. |
| Miss Marple | I've got your Oobleck RIGHT HERE! |
| Miss Marple | Oobleck comes ...FROM SPAAAAAAAAACE! |
| Miss Marple | I've got your non-Newtonian fluid RIGHT HERE! |
| C. W. Perkins | Before the Federation rediscovered the M&M's formula for melting in your mouth and not in your hands. |
| DBB | Nurse: Oh, look here in the bottom of the bag. We DID have some surgical gloves. |
| C. W. Perkins | Bones: What do you think Captain? Kirk: Pretty good patch work. Bones: You don't think the handprints and signature are too much, do you? Kirk: Nah, a little advertisement is always a good thing. |
| Miss Marple | THIS? This is NOTHING - just a little schmutz on my hands. |
| mwhittington | Remember in the movie Into Darkness when he was trying to impress Carol Marcus by explaining that he helped deliver Gorn octuplets? This is that moment. |
| 11001001 | Jim, the jello, its spoiled. All of it. |
| Miss Marple | You said: Rabbid, Phlegm-ish Giant He heard: Flemish Giant Rabbit |
| jg | The lengths that the crew had to go through to get the Captain into his girdle was amazing. |
| Nerd907 | Jim, you grew up in farm country. You of all people should know how much a gallon of this stuff is worth in the dairy farm industry! |
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