Name | Caption |
Bird of Prey | Bynars: ''And we would have gotten away with stealing the Enterprise, if it wasn't for this meddling kid!'' |
Name | Caption |
Miss Marple | Can I keep 'em mom? Can I? Can I? |
RedDwarfian | Wil Wheaton says: "Don't be a dick." |
Miss Marple | Another awkward teenage subplot... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! |
Frankie Chestnuts | Wesley: "Hello, I'm a Mac." 011010: "And I am Linux." 100101: "And I am also Linux." 011010: "You cannot be Linux. I said I was Linux first." 100101: "What do you expect me to be? WINDOWS?" *pause* 011010 & 100101: "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!" |
Tobias | Wesley: Can I keep them? Crusher: NO! Wesley: But...But... They followed me home! |
Tobias | Wesley: Captain, they want to install IE on our computer. Picard: YOU TWO GET OFF MY SHIP! |
Tobias | Wesley: Hello, I'm a Mac. 10: ...And I'm a Commodore. 01: ...And I'm an IBM. |
DBB | Wheaton: Wow, the Olsen twins don't look anything like they do on television. |
Tobias | 10: Should we kill him? 01: We could. There is red in his shirt. 10: But there is also blue. And yellow. 01: Yellow shirts die too... sometimes. 10: Good point. *whack* |
Miss Marple | Another Star Trek "First Kiss" between: um, uh one of these and two of those. |
Tobias | Wesley: Mahna mahna. Bynars: (singing) do doo do do do. Wesley: Mahna mahna. Bynars: (singing) do do do do. Wesley: Mahna Mahna! Bynars: (singing) do doo do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do do do do do do. |
Bird of Prey | Even in these presence of members of a species whose entire lifestyle is dedicated to computer programming, Wesley is still the biggest nerd in the room. |
C. W. Perkins | Riker: Problem, Wes? Crusher: Well, Sir, the Binars keep calling me Kenny and keep asking me to put on a red uniform. Why would they do that? Riker: Well Ken...uh...Wes, maybe they heard of how the rest of the crew has petitioned the Captain to have you wear a red uniform. You know, to make you part of the crew. Wes: Really? 101: Get to... 010: ...kill Kenny. 101 We will... 010 ...be Bastards! |
Drewflav | Even the asexual Bynars had bigger balls than Wesley Crusher! |
Miss Marple | Beverly: ...and if you EVER, act like that AGAIN, in front of the BYNARS... Moms -It's just how they talk. |
Bird of Prey | Wesley: ''Benzites, the Traveller - and now this guys! How come I always have to work with weirdos?'' |
Nutso | Wesley: ...and one day I'll be big and strong and they won't laugh at me anymore... Alien 1: Who's he talking too? Alien 2: And where are his pants? |
Miss Marple | ...and, because all you adults are always smiling & ignoring me it's going to take you pretty much a WHOLE HOUR before you realize that the Bynars steal the Enterprise, and then SUDDENLY I've got to save all your asses... Picard, nodding: Excellent, Wesley. |
N'tran DS 12 | Yikes, there are two nerds watching my back, and a whole lot more staring at me through the computer interface, |
11001001 | They say our warp core emissions are causing galactic warming and we should switch to one that gets better light-years to the antimatter units. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Wesley: "Maaaahm... The Bynars keep saying I'm a "10"... Why do they keep snickering behind my back??" Bynar 01: "He, he, he... He's a 10..." |
Miss Marple | ...One of us! One of us! Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble!... |
Passerby | He thought he could photobomb the Bynars and steal the show in the subspace caption competition. He was wrong. |
11001001 | 10: "11111111111." 01: "You will have to forgive my friend. He stutters." |
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