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| Name | Caption |
| 11001001 | It looks like this year's ugly sweater contest will end in a tie. |
| Name | Caption |
| N'tran DS 12 | The Way to Eatin' |
| Miss Marple | Blind dates still suck in the future. |
| Miss Marple | Metrosexualization: doubling the chances you will wind up sitting next to someone wearing THE EXACT SAME OUTFIT! |
| AdmAdam | The guests at the dinner table couldn't help but snicker when obnoxiously loud fart broke the awkward silence. |
| 11001001 | Archer: "May I show you your quarters?" Guest: "Oh our society has transitioned from such primitive monetary systems years ago." |
| Wacky | "Oh, I'm sorry, Captain Archer... did I tell you you could stop?" |
| 11001001 | "What is this earth saying 'see out of the corner of my eye'? Eyes don't have corners." |
| Bird of Prey | Somehow you can tell that they are THAT kind of couple: Acting completely normal in public, while secretly having a very kinky sex life. |
| 11001001 | Knock knock. Who’s there? The Doctor. The Doctor who? This is star trek. Leave “Doctor Who” out of it! |
| Miss Marple | She: The prices here on Amazon are fantastic. $15 EVERYTHING you want! He: $15 too boo·coo. She: Me love you long time. |
| Miss Marple | She: The prices here on Amazon are fantastic. $15 EVERYTHING you want! He: $15 too boo·coo. $5 is all my mom allows me to spend. |
| jg | Alien on right: How cute, they tried to cook for us. Alien on left: I know, but it isn't moving or smells like the south end of a north bound Malon freighter. But I will eat it anyway. |
| Miss Marple | He: Wow, The Geek is back! She: Apparently, The Geek got paroled early for good behavior... |
| The Geek | Guy (thinking): "She doesn't know about me and her sister!" Woman (thinking): "He doesn't know about me and his sister!" |
| 11001001 | Man: "If we were part of the nativity scene, we would be the shepherds." Woman: "Why is that?" Man: "Because we are watching Phlox!" |
| Miss Marple | She: Look here: It says that we evolved from Sock Monkeys! He: That's just those humans, pushing their "evolved from primates" agenda everywhere... We just DRESS like sock Monkeys. There's a difference. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | The Green Room for those folks waiting to beat the crap our of Jonathon Archer. . Everyone's happy in this room. |
| The Geek | Star Trek: The Beige Generation |
| Frankie Chestnuts | She: "How about this one: 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.'... Or: 'Infinite diversity in infinite combination.'." He: "That one's GREAT... What a riot!. Here's one: 'Live long and prosper.'. Man, that's RICH!!" She: "WOA!! Here's the best: 'In accepting the inevitable, one finds peace.'. Vulcans... Who would have thought they were comedians!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Tell me, Schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?" [sound of zipper opening] "Oh, it's twue. It's twue. It's twue, it's twue!" |
| Miss Marple | Ikea catalog cover, July 2154... After Ikea took the next step of supplying the universe with flat pack furniture and cutting edge tableware, they made a brief foray into a sensibly priced clothing line. Their success was limited however, because their slogan translated roughly into "You've got a big ass. Someone's got to cover it!". |
| Miss Marple | She, whispering through a forced smile: Those scary, animated little Christmas decorations have infested the site again. He, whispering back: Ignore them and they will go away. She, quietly: That's what you said last year! |
| Bird of Prey | I am sure that there are many things to learn from this alien species. But fashion sense is not one of them. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Coed Toilets... IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! |
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