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| Name | Caption |
| Hisrak | Yar: Fire at Will! Riker: NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T FIRE AT WILL! |
| Name | Caption |
| Child of Wonder | Riker knew something was amiss. Better go back to the holodeck and F*** up some other show. |
| Scott Bates | Data: "My new hypno-ray will allow us to make Commander Riker a more interesting character. Riker! You will grow a beard! You will learn to play the trombone!" |
| Kulatu | Data: Sir, I'm not entirely sure that this is the best way to develop a good tan. Riker: Shut up and keep firing! |
| Tyrridon | Data: "It seems Commander Riker's ego is great enough to protect him against even a scripted death." Yar: "Hey, I wonder if that would work for me..." |
| Lancel | Data: By my estimations, this Caption Competition will poduce 23,465 captions, thirty-three of which will actually be funny. Tasha: Is this one a funny one? Data: No. |
| Jarno Miedema | Dr. Evil (off screen): Fire the "Laser"! |
| Battles | Tasha: Data, what are you doing!? Data: It wasn't me! He's wearing a red shirt, the thing fired on its own! |
| Kuro-chan | Data: Intriguing... The phaser has a "Disco" setting... |
| Bryan Moore | Set phasers to Setting Number One |
| RedDwarfian | Riker: Shields up! Yar: Why don't I have a shield? |
| Xela | Yar: Data you can't kill one of the main characters. Data: Tell that to Armus. Yar: Who? |
| Bryan Moore | Sings: "If I could save Will in a bubble The first thing that I’d like to do Is to save Number One With a phaser on stun Because I'm Number Two" |
| Bill L. | Using the experimental cross-series transporter, Data sends Riker back 200 years to screw up Captain Archer's final mission. |
| adc | I have had E-nuff of yooooooooo! |
| ZakFox | Data: I think I've got the hang of this device. That button is FAST-FORWARD, that one is REWIND. And this one appears to be PAUSE. Yar: Does it have a MUTE? |
| HJSalberg | Oh my God, they killed Willy. The bastards! |
| =NoPoet= | Data: Stand perfectly still! Star Trek: Enterprise is integrating itself into our timeline. |
| Zeke Thorne | Data: And next in my holophoto slide show entitled "Shades of Riker"...I call this piece "Vacant Stare". Yar: You really captured him in his natural state... |
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