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| Name | Caption |
| Rylan Sato | Dorn: Why are the only two black bridge officers wearing red? Are you trying to kill the diversity of this show? Roddenberry: Yar dies in the next episode. Dorn: I retract my previous statement. Crosby: I what? |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Michael: "Yes Denise, that uniform DOES make your ass look big... But I wouldn't worry about it... People will be distracted by my abnormally huge cranium." |
| Miss Marple | Worf to self: Hmmmn... both a warrior AND a waist-hip ratio that says she will bear many offspring... |
| Mr. President | Worf: "Me?? Why do I have to go?" Picard: "Very well. Lieutenant Yar, you will beam down to the planet with Commander Riker to negotiate with the oil slick monster." |
| Mr. President | Worf: "Yeah, I wouldn't get too comfortable at that console if I were you." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf: "Yes... The House of Mogh has a history of premature balding... But this is MUCH better than the House of K'Dor. THEY have a history of premature ridge flattening." |
| EMH_MkI | Tasha: Worf, does- Worf: YES, IT DOES MAKES YOUR BUTT LOOK BIG! Tasha: What? That's not what I was going to- Worf: BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG. |
| Nerd907 | The reflection off of Picard's head was so bright, nobody on the bridge could look at him directly. |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: ''Are you ogling me, Worf?'' Worf: ''You have the butt of a warrior!'' |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: ''Did you see my contact lens somewhere here?'' |
| Nerd907 | Worf: This is kind of interesting; I found a neat wikipedia article about tar pits. Yar: Not now, Worf. I'm busy. Besides, what're the chances we'll encounter a tar pit out here? |
| Miss Marple | Sorry, Worf, but there is no way in HELL you could see any "panty line". |
| Miss Marplr | Troi: I sense a great deal of concern about a "crack", or perhaps, "cracks on the bridge"... |
| C. W. Perkins | Yar: Damn. I can't log on to the fire control system. Worf: You've got your caps on. It's case sensitive Dummy! |
| C. W. Perkins | Yar: I just killed Kenny! Worf: You bastard! |
| PHRobertson | Set Phasers to 'phwoar'! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Worf: "We are being hailed by a creature calling itself 'Armus'. It would like us to beam down to the planet surface and take shore leave in what he calls his 'Playland of Tar'." Tasha: "Sounds like a hoot! How about we bring the kids!" |
| jg | Tasha (thinking to herself): I am so glad that I am not wearing a red shirt. This oil slick creature looks deadly. I must make a note to send my regrets to Worf's mother for her loss. |
| Nerd907 | Worf: Hey, look here! I found an oil spill! Yar (thinking): I'm not falling for that one again. |
| Chromedome | "Look, the red jack goes on the black queen and then that pile goes over there ..." |
| Miss Marple | A scene from "Star Trek, the Rock Opera" : Worf: See me.... Feel me... Touch me... Tasha: Will somebody PLEASE HEAL HIMMMMM? |
| Miss Marple | A scene from "Star Trek, The Musical" Worf: When you're a TREK, you're a TREK ALL THE WAY.....! |
| Miss Marple | A scene from "Star Trek, The Musical" Worf: I feel PRETTY, oh so PRETTY, I feel pretty and witty and GAAAAAAY! |
| Bird of Prey | Worf: ''I want to be the tactical officer!'' Tasha: ''Over my dead body!'' |
| Miss Marple | Slide #17 from the Federation's "Sexual Harassment Remediation Class" |
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