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| Name | Caption |
| Nerd907 | The iDoctor: the sleekest, shiniest, most compact operating system yet to grace Starfleet sickbays! |
| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | Auditioning for the part of Scaramouche. |
| Miss Marple | Yes, I can do the Fandango. Why do you ask? |
| Fuzzy | The licensed Star Trek Cabbage Patch line didn't sell very well. |
| Jedi with a phaser | EMH:"Please state the nature... TOMAS EUGENE PARIS!!!" |
| mwhittington | New EMH Bobblehead Toys! Get one free in every Happy Meal! |
| Miss Marple | His habit of being short with people finally caught up with him. If only he had chosen a less humiliating peccadillo. |
| Cyrus Ramsay | I'm a Doctor, not an Ommpa-Loompa. |
| Omegatron | Let's try loss-less compression next time. |
| Miss Marple | No, I will NOT say "They're magically delicious"! ...damn... |
| jg | The EMH Mark I, now in convienent travel size. |
| Broccili | EMH= Emergency Midget Hologram |
| Miss Marple | Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?... |
| Miss Marple | EMH to self: Well, at least there aren't any fart or flatus related jokes. Nobody is accusing ANYBODY of occult flatulence, or being a "Gas Giant". Nary a euphemism or dysphemism. No HUMrrhoids, no arse raspberries, no accusations of who dealt it... Nope ...haven't had a whiff of that potty humor in over a week. As a precaution, initiating olfactory receptors shutdown now. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Crossover Idea: The Incredible Shrinking Pompous Asshole |
| Miss Marple | The pain of "downsizing" reaced as far as the Delta quadrant. |
| jg | For such a littl man, he sure has a big chip on his shoulders. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "Mr. Paris... If you- -We represent the Lollipop Guild- Don't fix my programming- -The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild- IMMEDIATELY, I will break into your quarters- -And in the name of the Lollipop Guild- And neuter you in your sleep- -We wish to welcome you to Munchkin Land." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dear God!! Look at him! He could take on a pit bull in an illegal dog fight! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "Oh, oh, I see! Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!" |
| Miss Marple | An unfortunate-but-rare reaction to some popular penile enhancement drugs. |
| Sovereign | Tonight on Star Trek Voyager: Tom, Harry and the Doctor re-enact an ancient Earth television show called 'Two and a Half Men'. |
| Miss Marple | "Support for Windows Vista Service Pack 1 (SP1) ended on July 12, 2011" A date he will never forget. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | EMH: "I have a strange desire to go out, find a hollow tree and bake some cookies. Is there something wrong with me?" Tom: "No... That makes perfect sense." |
| Merat | Ron Popeil's "Pocket Doctor" was one of his least successful inventions. |
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