Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "Not to worry... She wasn't a 'Regular'." *Data and Picard slowly look up at Troi* |
Name | Caption |
Miss Marple | Troy to self: I TOLD him if he kept doing that his face would freeze like that and he didn't believe me. |
DBB | Data: I believe it is a humancicle. Picard: Data... Data: It was a joke. An allusion to the frozen treat 'popcicle.' I substituted 'pop' for 'human' in this circumstance. The young ensign here was frozen so I accessed my new humor subroutines and determined... Picard: Data... Data: Sorry, sir. Troi: I heard something about a popcicle. Is there a chocolate one? |
Miss Marple | Troi: "No, the Polar-Fleecian Ambassador has just fainted. -That "pilling"is just a sign of his age. DON'T PULL THAT! Data & Picard to selves: "that is unusually unattractive" & "I believe I just vomited a little in my mount" Troi: and he is an empath. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "Captain, She appears to be frozen." Troi: "Ooo, ooo... Let me see." Picard: "What could be the cause, Mr. Data?" Troi: "Outta the way... Let me by." Data: "Difficult to determine... It is most perplexing." Troi: "I wanna see... What's it like?" Picard: "Counselor... If you don't shut up, we will beam you 100 meters off the starboard bow and you find out exactly what it's like." |
Blaston Phools | *Please enter your laboured Star Trek related Pun here* |
Worf | Data ! That's one hell of a cold your spreading !!!! |
nerd86 | The Geek, Mr. President, and Miss Marple discovered Nerd86's body when the Caption Comp finally updated. Frankie Chestnuts suggested they eat the body... there was much rejoicing. |
nerd86 | Data: He froze himself with the hope that his terminal illness might be cured some time in the future. Picard: That is the second saddest thing I've ever heard. Troi: What is the first? Picard: The Caption Comp is now monthly. |
Miss Marple | Sorry nerd86: I AM a vegetarian, and unbeknownst to you, I may be your mother... There may be other reasons I would not participate in eating the frozen food. |
Miss Marple | Troi to self: How could this have happened? It makes no sense. He changed out of the red shirt just like I told him... |
Miss Marple | Picard: Quickly - bring me some of those tree-shaped car air-fresheners! What? We haven't any? Well they don' t HAVE to be tree shaped. Anything tasteful will be fine! |
Guybrush | In the 24th century dandruff has developed into a serious illness. |
Jacob | Cold Fusion gone horribly wrong. |
PegasusJF | Data: According to the suicide note he left in his hand sir, he felt that waiting another month for who would make the funniest punchline was just too much to bear..." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Troi: "Looks like Geordi's been here again." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Data, I suggest you report to Engineering and have Geordi run a diagnostic. I've never seen such a severe reaction to someone's breath before." Data: "I DID just have my oil changed at Pep Boys." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "Wish you were here Hermione. We need you... Now, more than ever." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Data: The last entry in her personal log says: 'I wonder what will happen if I open this door?'. |
Mr. President | Data: "He is dead, sir." Picard: "Well, at least he never got to see 'Code of Honor'." Troi: "Or 'Justice'." Data: "Or 'Haven'." Picard: "Or 'Skin of Evil'." Troi: "Or 'We'll Always Have Paris'." Data: "Or 'The Child'." Picard: "Or 'The Royale'." Troi: "Or 'The Icarus Factor'." Data: "Or 'Shades of Gray'." Picard: "Or, really, any randomly episode from the first two seasons. *pause* Lieutenant Torres, you lucky, lucky bastard." |
jg | Troi: All I said is that he needed to take a chill pill. |
nerd86 | Man: Is it, the f-f-future, did it w-w-work? Data: No, locking yourself in a freezer at the Comic Con does not allow you to travel into the future. Man: Well, at least I get to meet you guys. Picard: We're cosplayers. Man: NOOOOOO! |
jg | Picard: This is why I keep telling the crew. Do not press the little red button. |
Mr. President | Stewart: "Brent, Marina, this guy's got even less life in him than your careers after Star Trek." |
Miss Marple | Bored stiff... Frozen stiff... Really what's the difference? |
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