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| Name | Caption |
| Miss Marple | The longest surviving red shirt in the federation. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scotty was famous on the ship for his West Highland White Terrier immitation. |
| DBB | Scott: What do you mean 'Santa's not real'? |
| Miss Marple | The exception to the "red shirt" rule. |
| Legion | Scotty thinking: Thank god that I'm a main character. |
| ThePolymath47 | "Im a two time Stare-out champion laddy, and a kin do this all day.." |
| Miss Marple | The Miracle Worker....IN SPAAAAAACE! |
| Miss Marple | Due to Scotty's imagination and resourcefulness, Dyson Vacuums incredible suction will soon be based on the gravitational well of a Dyson Sphere. Don't even get him talking about his plans for the enhanced Dyson Air Multiplier™ |
| Bird of Prey | Kirk: ''You know, Mr. Scott, one of the delights of our job is that we get to eat a lot of very exotic and odd looking food, like gagh, plomeek soup, or roasted tribble. Take for example this really weird dish here in front of me. I wonder from which planet it originates. The culture there must be quite strange and alien, completely different from ours.'' Scotty: ''Sir, this is called haggis, and it's from Scotland.'' |
| Fuzzy | Is Montgomery Scott gonna have to choke a Tellarian? |
| Miss Marple | Do I LOOK like I have too much time on my hands??? |
| Miss Marple | His inner 13-year-old-self is dying to scream "shove it in yer "Jeffries tubes!" |
| Blaston Phools | "Scotty. Though reading the ships historical database, was shocked to discover that at one time in the past Scotland actually once qualified for the World Cup!" |
| Blaston Phools | Taggert.. IN SPAAACCE!!!! |
| C. W. Perkins | You pulled me away from the latest issue of antimatter weekly for this??? |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Well into the 23rd century, British dental care was still virtually unknown. |
| Mr. Bean | Scotty: "Just because it was green going in, doesn't mean it should've been green coming out." |
| tlbs101 | Young lighting technician Abrams plays with the slight flare off of Doohan's eye. |
| tlbs101 | Nay, I am not from England; I am from Scotland. Why do you ask? |
| jg | Scotty: Aye lad, you need not worry. I have been wearing a redshirt for years now and nothings happen to me. Ensign Redshirt: How have stayed alive so long. Scotty: Being a costar of the show helps alot. But enough talk, let's get to work and beam down to that dangerous and inhospitable planet. |
| nerd86 | Scotty: You mind repeatin' that order Captain? Kirk: Look, Scotty, it's just that, well, the dress code clearly states- Scotty: Uhura and Chapel can walk around in skimpy dresses and I'm not allowed to wear a traditional Scottish Kilt?! Kirk: Well we wouldn't mind so much if it weren't for the fact that you insist on going commando AND refuse to cross your legs when you sit... |
| ThePolymath47 | AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!IM STUCK IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Miss Marple | In the future, due to Scotty's imagination and resourcefulness, Dyson Vacuums incredible suction will be based on the gravitational well of a Dyson Sphere. How will YOU fund YOUR retirement? |
| Miss Marple | Scotty often thinks back about how many Tribbles he had beamed to how many places... Aye, it's good to feel at peace with your past. |
| Bird of Prey | Scotty: ''It is green!'' Nude Orion woman: ''Boy, you really have to learn the difference between giving a compliment and stating the obvious.'' |
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