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| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | Reed: "What on earth?" Archer: "What is it?" Reed: "A little paperclip has just appeared on my screen. It says, 'It looks like you're trying to lock phasers - would you like help?'" |
| Name | Caption |
| The Geek | "...alright... ditl.org... Caption Competition... okay, Miss Marple, DBB... hey! Where the hell is The Geek?!?" |
| The Geek | T'Pol showercam: Best. Idea. Ever. |
| The Geek | FREECELL: More addictive than crack. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "T'Pol... I can arrange for next day delivery... Where are we going to be all day tomorrow?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "WOW! Trip... Look at this site: Articles, Reviews, Weaponry, Species, Personnel... They even have recreation... Here's a "Weekly Poll" and - "Caption Competition". |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "WOW! Trip... Look at this site: Articles, Reviews, Weaponry, Species, Personnel... They even have recreation... Here's a "Weekly Poll" and - "Caption Competition"... This is amazing... These guys have GOT to be Brits." |
| Miss Marple | He was able to overcome his "stiff upper lip" problem... he just hadn't read the side effect warnings of 80% possibility of developing "slack jaw". |
| Miss Marple | He was able to overcome his "stiff upper lip" problem... he just hadn't read the side effect warnings of 80% possibility of developing "slack jaw". Most Brits with this affliction were eventually deported... his life would always suck! |
| Miss Marple | It seems to be a series of tubes... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Reed: "Wait a sec... Trip, come here... It really looks like Han shot first!" |
| Miss Marple | Shortly after joining an internet dating service, Reed gets dumped by some Swedish chick called "Børg". Apparently she was not interested in his biological or his technological distinctiveness. |
| Miss Marple | Shortly after joining an internet dating service, Reed gets dumped by some Swedish chick called "Børg". Apparently she was not interested in his biological or his technological distinctiveness. Bitch. |
| RedDwarfian | Archer: REED! Stop looking at lolcats and arm torpedos! |
| Miss Marple | Unfortunately, Malcolm did not realize: 1) that his searches would come back to haunt him as "targeted advertising" and 2) people can not actually die of embarrassment. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Scott... Jolene... Did you guys get this email: 'Dear Mr. Keating. It is with great regret that we must inform you that this will be the final season of Star Trek Enterprise...'. |
| Mr. President | "Good god, my hair looks FABULOUS!" |
| The Geek | Cheer up, Reed! After all, hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way... |
| Miss Marple | Santorum means what?!?!?! |
| DBB | Reed: *reading email* "would you like to increase the size of your manhood?" Increase the size of my manhood? Sure, I suppose. *click link* *crashes main computer with cascades of malware* |
| DBB | Reed tattooed eyes on his eyelids so he could sleep on the bridge with no one knowing. But since his snoring sounds like a screaming Klingon death-rattle, no one was fooled. |
| DBB | "Reformat discs." "Warning. Reformatting will erase all data. Would you like to continue?" "Yes. *clicks* ...wait, no! Oh...crap." |
| DBB | "Reformat discs." "Warning. Reformatting will erase all data. Would you like to continue?" "Yes. *clicks* ...wait, no! Oh...crap. I am so fired. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Roofied... IN SPAAAAACE! |
| Mr. President | Archer: "What is it, Lieutenant?" Reed: "It's a wibbly wobbly swirly whirly thing, captain." Archer: "Tell the truth, you flunked the academy, didn't you, you're just here 'cause your daddy and Admiral Forrest are golf buddies?" |
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