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| Name | Caption |
| DBB | Kira: This is so hard. I had no idea what an unpleasant experience this could be. Keiko: I had my first kid pulled out by a Klingon in a ship's bar while being held hostage by hostile aliens who were possessing my husband's body. But you go on complaining. It's fine. Kira: ...you know, it's really not so bad. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir (walking in): "Oh... Excuse me... I didn't know anyone was in here." O'Brien (quietly): "Shush, Julian... You're just in time... Here... grab this drum... We're just about to wake her up." |
| nerd86 | Come on down to cult's-R-us for all your pseudo-religious ceremonial needs. We've got everything from headdresses to incense to pre-sacrificed goats... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: "ALL RIGHT! I've had enough of this crazy crap! Put those noisemakers down and GET THE HELL OUT!! ...no, no Kira... Lie back down... YOU should stay." |
| Miss Marple | Miles: What's this called again? Keiko: A traditional Bajoro-Ryobo-Shinto birth ceremony. Miles: Bizzaro-what? Everyone wished Miles wouldn't drink so much. |
| Miss Marple | Miles: What's this called again? Keiko: A traditional Bajoro-Ryobo-Shinto birth ceremony. Miles: Bizzaro-what? Everyone wished Miles wouldn't drink so much. Kira:AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "Kum-bay-ya... my Lord... kum-bay-ya!" |
| Miss Marple | Miles: What's this called again? Keiko: A traditional Bajoro-Ryobo-Shinto birth ceremony. Miles: Well Catholic means "universal" -shouldn't that be enough? Everyone wished Miles wouldn't drink so much. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "Julian, I think I need something for the pain." Bashir: "I'm sure you'll be fine. It won't be long." Kira: "I REALLY am uncomfortable..." Keiko: "Now, Kira... We decided we would do this naturally." Kira: "GIVE ME SOME DRUGS, OR I'LL RIP SOMEONE'S FACE OFF!" |
| Miss Marple | Nerys: Well this is not so bad... In the olden days hippies had to give birth in whirlpool baths, and afterward had to act "cool" about being in a hot tub full of placenta and babycrap. |
| Miss Marple | Nerys: Well this is not so bad... In the olden days hippies had to give birth in whirlpool baths, and afterward had to act "cool" about being in a hot tub full of placenta and babycrap. (just FYI) |
| Miss Marple | My mother told me that when the time comes "God makes a special opening for the baby to come out..." as she gestured nebulously. (she really did!) Midwife: Now there are many, what we call "old wives' tales" to describe the birth canal: we use the term "Hoo-hoo" |
| Miss Marple | Nerys: You guys chanting "birth faster -birth faster -birth FASTER..."is just pissing me off! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Bashir: "I'm sorry Kira... But this is just too much. I respect Bajoran traditions, but all this is just getting in the way." Kira: "This isn't my doing. I wish everyone would stop." Bashir: "Keiko?" Keiko: "Not me. This isn't traditional Japanese... Miles just handed me this rattle." Bashir: "O'BRIEN!!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: "Miles... It you hit that gong ONE MORE TIME... It will be the LAST thing you EVER bang." |
| Fuzzy | The Intendant has changed her mind. The cure for her fever may be less cowbell. |
| Miss Marple | Chanting "whoomp there it is -whoomp there it is" is just pissing me off! |
| AJ | O'Brien singing: 'I want my baby back, baby back baby back ....' Bashir: 'For God's sake, when is he going to say "ribs"?' Keiko: 'He never says "ribs"' |
| Miss Marple | Kira: THIS IS * ALL * YOUR * DAMN * FAULT!!!!! Bashir (entering): What? Everyone: "Don't take it personally" & "She's been yelling that at everybody" |
| Miss Marple | Julian: Quiet, quiet. She's trying to say something. Kira, tell us, what do you need? Kira: where...is..."The Geek"... |
| Miss Marple | Julian: Quiet, quiet. She's trying to say something. Kira, tell us, what do you need? Kira: where...is..."The Geek"... ("The Geek" has been suspiciously quiet on this one.) |
| Rylan Sato | Hey Julian look, I have a hot Asian next to me. What do you have? Oh that's right, you have your real life wife next to you, who is having my kid. Looks like I win, Julian. |
| jg | Kira: I hate you Dcctor, you did this to me. Bshir: Hey, I had nothing to...oh wait, I did do this to you. |
| nerd86 | O'Brien: It's your turn to hold the Amulet of Cooperation, Julian. Bashir: I hate these "team building" workshops... |
| AJ | Kira: 'Doctor, can I have a painkiller?' Bashir: ' No, we'll just cover your screams with music.' |
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