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The Geek Spock: "What... is your favorite color?"
Guard: "Blue... no yelLOWAAAARRggghhh..."

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Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "Christ Almighty! I've had enough with your whining... 'Darth Vader is my father... I almost kissed my sister...'."
*SNAP*
Frankie Chestnuts Spock: "Redrum...REDRUM."
nerd86 You DO NOT want to know what Spock is doing with his other hand!
UnknownCaptioneer DON'T LOOK AT THE CAMERA!
ktasay Oh look a camera *thud*
PegasusJF Guard: It's...it's so beautiful!
Jacob Spock: Oh him, he's an asshole.
Kirk: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes!
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Sooo... Tell us where Merikus is."
Guard: "Hey, I just saw him... Head on over to-AAAGGGHHhhh..."
Kirk: "Spock... Why do you ALWAYS do that?"
Spock: "Sorry, Captain... I just got a little caught up in the moment."
Guybrush "At least give me the courtesy of a reach arouunaagggh." *thud*
Bird of Prey Spock: My sincerest apologies, Sir.'
Helmet guy: 'Apologies? What fo-ack!'
Frankie Chestnuts After being thoroughly pissed off by those frickin' Space Hippies... Spock directed his anger toward the opposite end off the spectrum... Sticking it to "The MAN".
The Geek Spock begins satisfying his personal vendetta against the Village People. Thankfully, for the good of Humanity, the authorities turned a blind eye.
Frankie Chestnuts Motorcycle Cop: "Mr.... Let's see... Ny-moy... Do you have any idea how fast you-."
Frankie Chestnuts In Spock's dreams, HE was always the one with the torn shirt and HE always got to beat up the authority figures.
Frankie Chestnuts When erotic asphyxiation goes wrong.
Frankie Chestnuts Nimoy: "This is what you get you overacting, scene stealing hack!"
Shatner (entering): "What the hell are you doing!?"
Nimoy: "Oh, Bill... There you are..."
nerd86 Vulcan proctology exams are often unannounced.
nerd86 When incapacitating an armed guard Kirk puts his game face on, bringing up his knowledge of multiple martial arts. Spock looks bored and thinks about reorganizing his sock drawer.
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "Sooo... Tell us where Merikus is."
Guard: "I'LL NEVER TA-AAAGGGHHhhh..."
Kirk: "Spock... Why do you ALWAYS do that?"
Spock: "Sorry, Captain... I just got a little caught up in the moment."
Guybrush Spock's clearly not a Jerry Lewis fan.
Frankie Chestnuts Why is it the guard looks like he's just taken a javelin up the arse, while Spock looks like he's reading the morning paper?
Frankie Chestnuts Kirk: "My God!!! An ASCOT??? REALLY!?! What is this, the 20th Century? Spock... do that thing that you do."
Frankie Chestnuts Guard: "Hello, I'm a Mac."
Spock: "Mac, it's time for a 'Force Quit'."
*SNAP*
Frankie Chestnuts Leonard Nimoy's cameo appearance on 'CHiPs' ended disastrously.

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