Name | Caption |
The Geek | Once again, we see Star Trek nudity gone horribly, horribly wrong. |
Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox (to self): "Hmmmm... Let's see... Studly body... Check. Erotic book of alien insects... Check. No clothes... Check. Won't T'Pol be surprised!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Billingsley: "I thought you said it was 'Sweeps Week'?" Director: "I wasn't talking to you." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Unfortunately for the remainder of the crew, Phlox's daily constitutional to the Decon Chamber was... Distracting. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place... Phlox keeps them in a box. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place... Phlox keeps his digitally. |
The Geek | Star Trek Enterprise: Where the men are naked, the women are not, and the dog is scared. |
jg | No, i don't have a gambling problem, Why would you ask? |
mwhittington | Phlox really got into the old Earth reality show Survivor. Can you guess who inspired him? |
Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox was so concerned about his scans of Ensign Mayweather that he rushed to the Captain without putting his clothes back on... . Wait a second... |
sentinel64 | Doctor Phlox always had two problem that got him in trouble. 1) He likes to sleep in the nude; 2) he walks in his sleep. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "My Darlin'... I can't get enough of your love, Babe. Girl... I don't know, I don't know whyyyy, Can't get enough of your love, Babe." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "That's the last time I drink seven shots of Romulan Ale on a bet... Damn that Trip." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Heading over to the Weekly Rave, DJ Phat Phlox was hoping the crew was too hyped up on Ecstasy to notice his lack of clothes. |
Frankie Chestnuts | DJ Phat Phlox, heading over to the Weekly Enterprise Rave with his Discs and his Ecstasy. |
Frankie Chestnuts | DJ Phat Phlox, heading over to the Weekly Enterprise Rave with his Discs and his Ecstasy... . ...and without his pants. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Unlike his fellow actors from Enterprise, John Billingsley cleverly maintained the rights to his character, Phlox... And was able to propel himself into stardom in the budding genre of "Sci-Fi Porn". |
Frankie Chestnuts | Sci-Fi Porn... Not for everyone. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Insecto-Erotica: Not for the faint of heart. ...or anyone else for that matter. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Wait a sec... This guy has THREE WIVES? |
Frankie Chestnuts | Harry: "Tom... Did you hear about Phlox? He just got back from Risa with a new tattoo. He chose some un-Godly insect... and you won't believe where he put it. He's so proud... He's showing off to everyone on the ship. Wait a second... here he comes now." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Harry: "Tom... Did you hear about Phlox? He just got back from Risa with a new tattoo. He chose some un-Godly insect... and you won't believe where he put it. He's so proud... He's showing off to everyone on the ship. Wait a second... here he comes now." Tom: "Hey Doc- AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!" |
The Geek | Oh yeah, ladies. He's single. |
The Geek | If Spock saw this, he would have determined this was a time for a colorful metaphor. |
mwhittington | Star Trek already had The Naked Now and The Naked Time, but this should've been titled The Naked Never! |
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