Name | Caption |
jg | Q: It's a thank you gift for all you have done. There an extremely rare breed of roses from a planet so far away you'll never hear or know of. Junior: Dad, don't forget to mention the... Janway: Ouch! Sorry, thorn stuck me. You were saying somethng. Junior: I was just reminding dad not to forget to mention the highly poisonous thorns. |
Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "This is all well and good... But I AM allergic to roses." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "Wow... This is amazing... I must have some sort of secret admirer... I wonder who that might be?" Q2: "Is she always like this?" Q: "We caught her on a GOOD day." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Q: "The only reason she's not throwing herself at me is because YOU'RE in the room." |
Mr. President | Q Junior: "But you said you wanted to see 127--" Janeway: "Hours. 127 Hours. You know, the movie? Not...oh, forget it." |
Mr. President | Message from Starfleet: Roses are red, Violets are blue, From here in the Alpha Quadrant, It sure sucks to be you. |
Mr. President | Janeway: "We'll need wreaths. Lots and lots of wreaths." Crewman: "Has someone died?" Janeway: "Not yet. But it's only eight thirty in the morning so there's still time." |
NoMoe15 | With all the thorns on the roses, Janeway realized how much of a prick Q can really be. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "Good Lord Q! What have you done to the Flowerian Ambassador and Staff?" Is that his wife and chldren over there?" Q: "Well, maybe we got a bit carried away." |
nerd86 | Roses are red Daisies are yella They're here to tell Janeway They know she's a fella. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "Very nice, Q... But do you have anything in an 'Edible Arrangement'?" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "Very nice gentlemen... I truly appreciate this... But did you also have to put roses on my chair?" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "So you are telling me there was another transporter accident, and there are several hundred copies of Harry Kim growing in the Arboretum?" |
sentinel64 | Janeway: I see that you "rose to the challenge" youn Q... get it, "rose to the challenge" Young Q (under his breath): Yes... if only I had my full powers... I would turn you into skunk weed... smile just smile.... |
jg | The Doctor's idea of crossbreeding Tribbles and roses went horrible wrong. |
Mr. President | Q: "No, son, alcoholics have red *noses*, not red roses." Janeway: "Yes, exactly. Wait, what?" |
Mr. President | "The roses are nice and all, but I'd still like the windows over there to have some glass in them." |
ha | Q: "But Kathy--" Janeway: "No." Q: "But I brought you roses..." Janeway: "No amount of flowers will make me look after your overconfident, underdisciplined son." Q: *snaps finger* "I've got coffee...and not that replicated stuff either..." Janeway: "Well..." Q: *snaps again* "And oversized phaser rifles..." Janeway: "I'm in." |
Bird of Prey | Janeway: 'When my horoscope promised me a rosy future, I was expecting something different.' |
ha | These roses are red, Command shirts are red too, But if you ask me to baby-sit, We'll see that red is the blood of a Q. |
Sovereign | Janeway: "You bought me how many roses?" Q: "I'm an evolved species, not a calculator!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "Let me get this straight... You're Q too?" Q: "No, I'm Q, this is Q2." Janeway: "That's what I said. He's also Q." Q2: "No. I'm Q2." |
RedDwarfian | Janeway: You're Q's son? Q: It could be worse. He could be Frankie Chestnuts' son. |
=NoPoet= | "Oh wow, some more red flowers! I'll put them over here with the other ten million." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Of course Q has gone overboard to win her affections. This is because his wife (not unlike MY wife) has determined that winning is the only TRUE measure of a man's worth. |
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