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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here's one of the results of a transporter accident involving Riker and Geordi. The other guy looks like Geordi, but is a pompous dick. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "Eight... nine... TEN! READY OR NOT... HERE I COME." Data: "Data to Comander Riker... If you are looking for us... we are in Engineering." Troi, Crusher, Worf, Wesley, Geordi, Gainan and Picard: "DATA!" |
| McFortner | Yes, I see you are anatomically correct. Now put your clothes back on Data, that's an ORDER! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "That's got to be the saddest thing I've ever heard." Troi: "Oh, that's nothing... One time I caught my mother in bed with Mr. Homn." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "If I can't see him... He doesn't exist. If I can't see him... He doesn't exist." Picard "Commander... I am right here." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker (sobbing): "I hate it so much when they call me 'Number Two', *sniff*." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Here we see Riker summoning his "Inner Smug". |
| nerd86 | Riker: Captain, why are you in yellow? Picard: We're reinstating the red shirt goes first policy. Riker: Oh, so when do I get my yellow uniform? Picard:... Riker: Oh... oh god no. Not like this. |
| nerd86 | Seeing Lwaxanna Troi naked has been known to cause temporary blindness in most victims. |
| nerd86 | When a human woman becomes pregnant her abdomen distends to accommodate the fetus. When a Betazoid becomes pregnant his abdomen distends to accommodate the fetus. Riker was more than a little surprised when he found out he was going to be a mother. |
| ZebulaNebula | Troi (Offscreen): What's wrong, Will? Riker: It seems that what happens on Risa comes back fifteen years later, calling you "Dad". |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: 'My eyes! My eyes! Note to self: If you ever again get an invitation for a Betazoid wedding, remember that all the guests over 50 are naked there too.' |
| DBB | Riker: One! Two! *mumble, mumble* Nine! Picard: *from behind warp core* You better not be cheating, Number One. Riker: Fine. One... |
| DBB | LaForge: Well, Wesley put the entire ship and crew into danger, but he did come through in the end and save us all. Riker: *sigh* LaForge: What, commander? Riker: It's just... I hope this doesn't happen a lot over the next few years. |
| DBB | Yar: Oh! I'm so sorry, commander! I didn't mean to do that! Riker: Why would you be carrying mace?! |
| DBB | Riker: No, Data. It's like this. Watch. Data: I have been unable to master what you humans call 'the facepalm.' I shall try once more. *slaps face. hard* I believe I have damaged myself. Riker: *facepalms* |
| Frankie Chrstnuts | Don Riker: "I want you to use all your powers, and all your skills. I don't want his mother to see him this way." *Sniff* "Look how they massacred my boy..." |
| Bird of Prey | Riker: 'Note to self: Rubbing Tabasco sauce into your eyes is a very bad idea.' |
| jg | In what will probably be another round of the same winners and honorable mentions in the caption contest, Riker starting to feel like he should just give up. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker always feels this way when his "Junior Officer" doesn't perform his duties. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker was always ashamed when his "Junior Officer" came out of his "quarters" during staff meetings. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Guinan: "...and you'll continue doing the series for six more years, they'll be four feature films, you'll dabble in writing and directing, and you'll have to attend 47,326 conventions." Riker: "Please stop." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker: "I don't think I'll EVER pass the Captain's Exam..." Picard: "You're doing fine, Will. It's just this one thing... Now watch me stand again... and pay close attention to the way I adjust my uniform." |
| mckinneyc | Riker - "Why do I bother? We all know Frankie Chesnuts or nerd86 will win" |
| Brian | Johnathen Frankes' inital reaction to the proposed series finale for Enterprise |
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