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| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Trip: "Get that thing away from me." Phlox: "Really Mr. Tucker... Everyone on the crew has to have a rectal exam. Mr. Mayweather came back for a second!" |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "Please, sir. We've done what you told us. We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her!" Archer: "Will someone sedate him... It looks like he's broken into the stores of the Orion Magic Mushrooms again." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | It's tough to be funnier than describing actually what's going on in this scene. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" |
| Foxbat | And this is when I knew my career hit a new low... |
| Rylan Sato | I found Hoshi's shirt. |
| DBB | Phlox: Do not be frightened, captain. The color blue is believed to have a calming effect on Klingons. I believe I can calm this Klingon down. Arher: Do it! Phlox: *further enrages Klingon* |
| Kent | NEXT on FOX: EXTREEEEME ORIGAMI!!!! It's a bird...it's a plane...IT'S ORIGAMI MAN! |
| EMH_MkI | Hoshi: *walks into sickbay* Ah-Ahhh-AHHHHH-CHOO-*thud* Archer: Your automatic tissue dispenser didn't work. Phlox: Yes, I can see that. |
| DBB | Phlox: Look at this. It's a bird. It's my first try at orag- Trip: God, what is that? It's a bird? How is that a bird? What child wadded this thing up? Phlox: *holds back tears* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "Please, sir. We've done what you told us. We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West. We melted her!" |
| nerd86 | Archer: Doctor calm down. Trip was only joking when he said we were going to have you neutered. |
| nerd86 | Phlox has just learned that when women live in close proximity, like on an isolated ship far out in space, their 'cycles' converge. And it's that time of the month... |
| McFortner | If you think this Q-Tip is big, wait until you see the ear it goes in! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "How about a little fire, Scarecrow?" Porthos: "??" |
| Sovereign | Reed: Doctor, you are under arrest for the murder of the Captain's dog. Please come with us. Phlox: Oh, I don't think so... Reed: WATCH OUT! He's got an umbrella. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | For the pterodactyl: The big break in his struggling acting career. For John Billingsley: Hey... It's a paycheck. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | ♫ It's time to play the music, It's time to light the lights, It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. It's time to put on makeup, It's time to dress up right, It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. And now let's get things started. Why don't you get things started. It's time to get things started, On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational, This is what we call the Muppet Show! ♫ *HONK!* |
| ZebulaNebula | Phlox: Be vewwy vewwy quiet! I'm hunting dust bunnies! |
| PegasusJF | Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Entry: The Denobulan ThriceKill're Spear: The ThriceKill're Spear was meant to look as menacing as possible. All the effort was made that regardless of the temparment, visual capability, gender, age, hormonal level, or whether or not the threatened individual owed the wielder money or not, that this fearsome weapon would look utterly terrifying to the threatened individual regardless of what angle he viewed it from. The origin of the shape is lost to history, but it is believed that it was the result of a particularly messy session and resulting family feud that begin in Denobulan Divorce Court (see: Settling out of Court for sake of one's life). The Denobulan released this unique weapon with the confidence that it would strike utter terror in their enemies, but there was a wee problem with the color chosen... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Archer: "Stay back T'Pol! He's got a mechanical rice picker!." |
| Mr. President | Doctor Phlox's gynecological examinations were unorthodox. |
| The Geek | Mary Poppins continues her reign of terror well into the 22nd century. |
| Mr. President | Phlox fends off the rock monster with rock's natural enemy: paper. |
| Mr. President | Phlox demonstrates Shatner's greater "Double dumbass on you" principle. |
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