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| Name | Caption |
| DBB | Human tinitus: like a ringing or buzzing in the ears. Ferengi tinitus: like a boat horn or train whistle being blown in the ears. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | In coming years, 'Tramp Stamps' became much more elaborate. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: 'While this is fascinating, I really don't see how watching Ferengi porn holoprograms can help us.' Odo: 'It's helping ME.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: 'While this is fascinating, I really don't see how watching Ferengi porn holoprograms can help us.' Odo: 'Observation of the mating rituals of various species can help 'spice up' a couple's love life.' Kira: 'Watching the Praying Mantis last week didn't help.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Kira: 'Playing Doctor' only works when one of US gets to be the doctor. Odo: I think this is rather interesting. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | While the competition was tough, Quark came home with the 'Blue Ribbon'. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Quark: '...have I ever told you about the Rules of Rack-quisition? Acquisition.. RULES OF ACQUISITION!' |
| DBB | 'Listen, Morn stumbled out of here last night and threw up in Odo's bucket. We can't let Odo find out.' 'I think he knows.' |
| DBB | 'Can you wear something that doesn't show the giant blue scar on your back?' 'Some people find scars sexy.' 'Yeah, none of those people are here.' |
| nerd86 | Nice dress. It's not a dress. I'm molting. |
| Ktasay | Quark discovers the tattoo makes a full loop |
| DBB | 'Your female waitstaff is underdressed.' 'On Ferenginar, this is overdressed.' |
| nerd86 | Odo: Oh, excuse me, I didn't realize you were using this holosuite. Wait. Why do you have a hologram of Kira in here watching you? Quark: Whoever said she's a hologram? |
| Bird of Prey | Odo: 'I am afraid, she can't become your new dabo girl. I did investigate a bit, and it turns out that her curriculum vitae is completely faked.' Quark: 'Curriculum vitae, schmurriculum vitae. Her oomox is excellent. You're hired, girl!' |
| Bird of Prey | Woman: 'Do you want to know what they say about men with big ears?' Quark: 'Does it involve other parts of said men's body?' Woman: 'Yes.' Quark: 'Has the word 'proportional' to be used?' Woman: 'Yes.' Quark: 'Ooh, then MAYBE I do want to hear it. One last question though. Does the word 'inversely' come before the word 'proportional'?' Woman: 'Yes.' Quark: 'In this case, no, I don't want to hear what they say about men with big ears.' |
| Bird of Prey | Kira: 'I wonder if Ferengi get spam-mails offering ear-enlargements?' Odo: 'Most spam-mails are SENT by Ferengi.' |
| DBB | Not pictured: a comfortable situation. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Odo: 'Would you two get a room...' Quark: 'Would you two get out of my quarters.' |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tart: I still think that a piercing in a Ferengi's ear would classify as a 'Prince Albert'. |
| DBB | 'There's something on my ear and I can't reach it. Can you get it please? That's right. Over to the left. Right there.' 'I don't see it anymore. Did I get it?' 'No, keep going. Scratch harder. *shudders* Keep going...' |
| DBB | Mmm... Rub my lobe. Harder. Harder. TOO HARD! Harder. |
| DBB | Magician: What's this? I found a coin in your ear. Quark: Put it back! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Quark: '... and Odo! Can you believe him!! He calls himself Security Chief! You wouldn't believe what goes on at the bar... Contraband in and out every day... Beetle snuff orgies... a case of Romulan ale delivered every week... and he's standing right behind me, isn't he?' |
| DBB | 'Did the mean old Changeling hurt your feelings?' 'Yes.' *begins crying* |
| Frankie Chestnuts | While voting for the 'Worst Dressed on the Promenade' was always tight, Quark held the title for a record 12 weeks. |
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