Name | Caption |
The Geek | Perhaps unsurprisingly, the Star Trek conventions in San Francisco produced the weirdest costumes. |
Name | Caption |
The Geek | Colonel Kurtz inflitrates the Enterprise with nothing more than a blonde wig and the clothes from a hippie he killed. The horror! The horror... |
nerd86 | Space Hippies... of DOOOOM! |
Frankie Chestnuts | Sulu (bursting in): 'ZIGGY!! DR. FEELGOOD... MY MAN! HOW'S IT HANGING?' |
RedDwarfian | Alright, I can buy the funky clothes, and the colorful body paint/tattoos... but why the hell are they wearing eggs?! |
RedDwarfian | Moral: Hippies: Weirding out the military since 1967. |
DBB | Those aren't tattoos or body paint. It's space leprosy. |
Frankie Chestnuts | The dangers of cruciferous vegetable overdose. |
DBB | 'To protest the war with the Klingons, we are going to self-immolate.' 'You're going to set yourselves on fire?' 'Oh, is that what that means? No, we're just going to sit here.' |
The Geek | Wow. The guy on the left looks like he just went a couple rounds with a very hungry Mike Tyson. |
The Geek | Starfleet has the Christopher Pike Medal of Valor. These guys have the Fluffy Hamster of Showing Up For The Yearly Flu Shot. |
The Geek | We have studied Earth history. Tell us more about Gladiators... |
The Geek | Alien on left: 'Our skin markings are brave and masculine!' Kirk (snickering): 'Yeah, okay...' Alien on right: 'HEY! They are very macho! MACHO!' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: 'You're going to have to leave...' Sevrin: 'Huh?' Kirk: 'YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!' Sevrin: 'Sorry?' Kirk: 'TAKE THOSE CAULIFLOWERS OUT OF YOUR EARS!!' Sevrin: 'Pardon?' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Actor on Right: 'Alright... go over this again... How is this going to further my career?' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Kirk: 'It's bad enough we run into modern Romans... Alice in Wonderland... Friggin' Nazis... Chicago gangsters... NOW WE'VE GOT SPACE HIPPIES!' |
nerd86 | Kirk managed to retake control of his ship by distracting the hippies with a Spongebob Squarepants marathon. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Numerous minorities were breaking ground during Star Trek: African Americans, Japanese, drunken Scotsmen, and the most oppressed of minorities, the Hippie. |
nerd86 | This is what you'll look like if you fall asleep at one of Scotty's parties. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Adam: Hey, hey, hey... show some respect. This guy's a physician... Please call him DOCTOR Tangerine Rainbow. |
Bird of Prey | Sevrin: 'Think, Adam! Where else can we find people who would be willing to join us and our way of life? Among the Klingons?' Adam: 'Nah, they're usually not very keen on the whole 'Peace and Love'-thing. Besides, they seem to fit way better into the Heavy Metal scene.' Sevrin: 'And the Romulans?' Adam: 'With that hair cuts? Beatniks.' Sevrin: 'Borg?' Adam: 'Goths.' |
Bird of Prey | Sevrin: 'We are all so high right now.' Spock: '36000 km high, to be precise, in geostationary orbit.' |
DBB | 'Can you close the front of your tunic, please?' 'No.' 'But you're not wearing anything under there.' 'I know.' |
Frankie Chestnuts | Adam: 'Dude, where's my shuttle?' |
SpaceTruckin | I'm serious man. If you sync up The Wizard of Oz to Dark Side of The Moon it will blow your mind! |
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