Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "What I would like to know is why I need to strip down to my underwear for decontamination, and you can remain in your regular clothes." Phlox: "Well, the thing is... I am the doctor... I make the rules." |
Name | Caption |
Mikey | "Of course there's a medical reason why I lowered the temperature!" |
nerd86 | Please god tell that is your knee touching my back. |
TS | T'Pol: "Doctor, this room certainly is big enough for the both of us. You don't need to be right up my ass." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "Well Sub-Commander... How would you like me to take you "pon-far" away from all this?" T'Pol: "Come any closer and I'll rip those ridges off your face." |
DBB | "It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." "What?" "Nothing." |
Skipbear | T'Pol had no idea that the Valcan Death-Fart's effect on a Denobulans is an erection lasting more than four hours. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "I like the Wizard of Oz." T'Pol: "If he only had a brain." |
Mikey | "Trust me... I'm a doctor." |
Mikey | "You misunderstand Denobulans, sub-commander. I was hoping you could put in a good word for me with that gorgeous beagle of the captain's."" |
Ktasay | As the only two aliens on the ship, Phlox tried to convince T'pol that it was their duty to reproduce. |
Frankie Chestnuts | T'Pol: "Doctor, you are looking exceptionally creepy today." Phlox: "Why thank you Sub-Commander." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "You do realize that I can fix that excessive sweating?" T'Pol: "You do realize that I can fix that creepy smirk of yours." |
nerd86 | Phlox: Mmmm, you smell like bacon. T'Pol: I had some for breakfast. *sniff* You smell like a dog. Phlox: I had some for breakfast. |
TS | Sexual harassment...IN SPAAACE!! |
TS | Phlox: "You know, I don't always need a scanner to make a diagnosis..." T'Pol: "Yes, but you do need a better reason for staring at my breasts." |
TS | Lawsuits against physicians are still an ongoing problem in the 22nd Century...and for good reason... |
drow | T'pol: "Doctor Phlox, kindly watch where you put your leg." Phlox: "That's NOT my LEG." |
Bird of Prey | Phlox: "I have a nice view from here!" T'Pol: "What are you talking about? This room has no windows." |
Steamrunner92 | Phlox seemed a little too eager to try a more "hands-on" approach to patient treatment... |
Frankie Chestnuts | Phlox: "From this angle, I can see all the way to Mount Seleya." |
DBB | Relax. In the early 21st century, this was part of the security screening at many airports. |
DBB | T'pol: "Bathroom facilities would have been a good addition to the decon room." Phlox: "I've been using the bench here." T'pol: *leans away" |
Mr. President | Phlox: "Guess where I've put the mistletoe." |
Mr. President | T'Pol: "Can you stop digging your knee into my back, please." Phlox: "That is not my knee." T'Pol: "..." Phlox: "Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place, commander." |
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