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| Name | Caption |
| Sondak | And yet Geordi was still the whitest guy in the room. |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "They did say it would be a cold day in hell before they'd let me join in." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Mr. LaForge, report." Geordi: "Well captain, are you familiar with the statue of Venus de Milo? |
| Mr P | Geordi- Jeez, no need to freak guys. Just chill, okay? |
| nerd86 | Geordie: Okay everybody, left hand green! Oh come on guys, you're not even trying. *sigh* This is the worst game of twister ever. |
| Mr. President | "Personal log, Lieutenant La Forge: I have beamed aboard the USS John Belushi. Conditions are...well, to be honest, they're exactly what you'd expect." |
| epclarkson | Geordi: Well, conserving ship's power by turning down the thermostats on the ship wasn't one of better ideas. |
| Guybrush | Georgie killed every party he walked into. |
| ThomasJBryant | ...and Geordi wouldn't be told "no" for a date for quite some time... |
| BigMac1212 | Gordi to Enterprise: Captain, I believe the crew died of freezerburn. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Mr. LaForge, report." Geordi: "Well... we have an eclectic mix of 60's furniture, and frozen naked people." |
| nerd86 | ...In other news flying pigs were spotted over President Ralph Nader's Inauguration Ceremony. |
| SpaceTruckin | You know, it's a good thing I'm blind or this might be really horrifying. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Mr. LaForge, report." Geordi: "Kind of quiet down here. In fact... it's dead." |
| lexxonnet | An unforseen effect of the Christmas decorations on DITL. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Mr. LaForge, report." Geordi: "The last entry in the ship's log states: 'What's the worst that could happen?'." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Mr. LaForge, report." Geordi: "The Captain's log stats that he changed his name to 'Vanilla Ice'... With tragic results." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Mr. LaForge, what can you tell me about the situation?" Geordi: "Well... I CAN tell you that the captain was circumcised." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Mr. LaForge, report." Geordi: "Well... There's just an eclectic mix of furniture in here. No organic flow at all." |
| nerd86 | Riker: How often does this happen to you? Geordie: Far, far too often. |
| mwhittington | Geordi: You see, people? This is why I don't do nude scenes. I get all self-conscious and freeze up on stage. |
| mwhittington | Geordi: Okay...no more powdered sugar for you guys. |
| DBB | Picard: Geordi. Status report? LaForge: We've got a bunch of naked white people here. |
| DBB | Guy on bottom left: It's Star Trek, my agent said. Your chance to be on a legendary series, he said. An opportunity to be remembered with Shatner and Nimoy, he said... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Alien Scientist #1 behind one-way mirror: "Watch carefully as the human interacts with his frozen colleagues." Alien Scientist #2: "What do you say... I'll bet you he tries to have sex with one of those stiffs." Alien Scientist #1: "Just one?" |
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