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| Name | Caption |
| drow | Riker: "Okay, I've pushed Ctrl-Alt-Del, now we wait five minutes and see if that fixes him." |
| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | Riker: "Smooth as an android's bottom indeed, Mr. Data." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "Ex-terminate... ex-terminate." Riker: "...?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Riker to self: Pasty-white indeed... I bet he's 'fully functional'. |
| nerd86 | Riker: What's with the albino freak? Picard: This is our newest crewmate, Lt. Commander Data. He's an android. Riker: I'm so sorry. My sister had that too. She couldn't sit in the car without a special pillow. I didn't know it could turn you albino. Picard: AN-Droid not hemorrhoid. |
| Bird of Prey | Data: "Captain, I have found this unknown intruder in in Commander Riker's quarters!" Riker: "Heavens, Data! I have just shaved off my beard! Your facial recognition software is crap!" |
| Drewflav | Star Trek: The Pantless Generation |
| Bird of Prey | Data: "Error 404! File not found!" Riker: "What's the matter?" Data: "Strange... I don't seem to remember where I have put my keys." |
| Skifreak | Data: "And furthermore, Captain, I submit that Commander Riker is not only incompetent and foolish, but he is clearly unfit to wear a Starfleet uniform. Clearly I am the better choice to be First Officer." Picard: "Data, he's standing right behind you." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "Yes, Captain. That was me. However, I have heard that whomever first identified the olfactory event, was the originator of said event." |
| Phoenix | Upon returning from a visit to the Mirror Universe, Data was unable to delete the image of just how Evil Troi 'counselled' Evil Tasha. Nor, he decided, would he wish to if he could. |
| nerd86 | Data: The Romulans will likely use attack pattern beta that... LOADING...LOADING... Riker: I thought we had that fixed? Data: LO-they used in their recent foray against the Gorn. Their fleet is expected to consist of thirte-...LOADING... Riker: That's it! Get our service provider on the phone! Ever since Googlezon ended net neutrality in 2012 its been hell downloading anything useful... |
| Mr. President | Riker: "Ooh, look, a shiny thing." |
| Mr. President | Riker: "Oh, so that's where the batteries go." |
| Mr. President | Riker: "I found him on the holodeck. He saved young Wesley Crusher from drowning." Picard: "We don't tolerate that sort of behaviour on this ship, Commander Data. Number One, escort him to the forward torpedo launcher." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "Yes Counselor, that outfit DOES make your ass look big." Riker: "Data, we need to talk." |
| RedDwarfian | Yar: Excuse me, Data, can I see Commander Riker? Data: I am in no position to assess the quality of your eyesight. |
| nerd86 | Riker: Data. Data: Yes, commander? Riker: Take your hand off my crotch. Data: Yes, commander. |
| drow | Personal Log, First Officer William Riker. I'm becoming very concerned. Since all the women of the Enterprise disappeared three weeks ago, we've had to do without our Chief Medical Officer, Ship's Counselor, and have been short of hands in virtually every department, crippling our ability to effectively operate this starship. Worse, Data is starting to look attractive. |
| The Geek | For Data: Another day filled with wonder and curiousity as he moved one more step toward understanding humanity. For Riker: (thinking) "I wonder if Yar's carpet matches the drapes... I like waffles." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Practical jokes are one thing Number One, but who put the 'Re-Boot Me" sign on Data's back?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Computer, Red Alert!" Data: "Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." |
| ZebulaNebula | Data: Memory upgrade goes WHERE?!? |
| Tiberius | Data, the brother of Lore Had several surprises in store Despite his acumen He wished to be Human But, alas, he found that 404 |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Data: "No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?" |
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