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| Name | Caption |
| PegasusJF | Yar: Are you fully functional? ARE YOU FULLY FUNCTIONAL?! |
| Name | Caption |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: "I am horny!" Geordi: "Oh, I feel flattered -" Tasha: "Where is Data?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tasha: "Geordi! Quick. I'm looking for someone." Geordi: "So you come to the blind guy?" |
| johnsmith | Damnit! Look at me when I'm talking to you! |
| Mr. President | Starfleet Security - continuing law enforcement's oppression of the black community well into the 24th Century. |
| Mr. President | "Follow me on Twitter, you B*****D! FOLLOW ME!!!" |
| McFortner | Yar: Don't you see what's happening here?!? Geordi: ...no .... |
| nerd86 | Tasha: So then black Debi tells her 'I've seen better' ha ha! Geordie: I find it terribly racist that you call her black Debi. Tasha: But there's two Debis we have to differentiate them somehow. Geordie: How would you feel if people called you white Tasha? Tasha: There's a black Tasha?! |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: "I absolutely hate Talk Like A Pirate Day! Everyone makes fun of my surname!" |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: "I have a bad feeling regarding this away mission!" Geordi: "Don't worry, this Armus is just a blob of trash-talking tar. What harm can he do?" |
| Guybrush | "Look, I don't know how many times I need apologize for assuming you like Stevie Wonder music." |
| Kent | I know you find me attractive Geordi, but lets face it... I'm SO a lesbian. |
| Ty.G | Tasha: When I get nervous, what I do is stick my hands under sweaty arm pits like this and sniff *inhales* AHH! Who needs coffee! Geordi: You are sick! ... let me try that... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tasha: "GEORDI!! Have you ever seen a grown android naked?" Geordi: "I've never seen MYSELF naked!" |
| nerd86 | Geordie: Just let go of me. It's none of your business what I do in my spare time. Tasha: We're here for you Geordie. You've got to come to grips with your addiction. You've got a problem and we're all here to help you cope with it. Geordie: World of Warcraft is not addictive! If you played you'd understand! No if you'll excuse me, I have an appointment with my guild we're doing a 20 man raid and they're going to need my hunter's DPS. |
| DBB | Yar: No! No, no! When I said "you people," I meant helmsmen! That's it! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tasha: "Dear God, Geordi! What were you thinking? Shampoo, rinse, then repeat!..THEN REPEAT!!" |
| Captain Feedback | "You mean to tell me your VISOR allows you to see thru clothing?!?" "Well, yes. . ." "So you see everyone on this ship naked?" "No I can disable that feature." "Is it disabled now?" " . . . " SLAP! ! ! |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: "CAN! YOU! UNDERSTAND! ME?" Geordi: "Did you mix up 'blind' and 'deaf' again?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tasha: "Dear God, man! Are you blind?!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Tasha: "Geordi, trust me on this. Your BLACK." |
| Poohbah | "Geordi, are you sure that the only cure for your fever is more cowbell?" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Geordi: "Fully functional?? SURE I'm fully functional. Except for my eyes... and I do sweat a lot." |
| Bird of Prey | Tasha: "But this an unbreakable rule! The black guy dies first!" Geordi: "I am still not convinced. There have been so many exceptions that you can hardly call it an 'unbreakable rule'." Tasha: "You want to stick to your opinion? Then, how about a bet? Concerning who of us will die first?" Geordi: "Okay! What do I get if you lose?" Tasha: "My yellow uniform." |
| tlbs101 | I'm sorry Geordi. Once you go Data, you can never go black. |
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