Name | Caption |
Sylvester | Crusher: "We might have to take his leg." Geordi: "Don't take the leg! Don't take the leg!" Crusher: "Wait...its heading for his crotch." Geordi: "Take the leg! Take the leg!" |
Name | Caption |
PegasusJF | Geordi: What the hell do I have that requires a pill THAT big?! |
Broccili | Geordi: "Whaddya mean, you people?" |
Guybrush | I'm detecting high levels of constipation, captain. |
Dougurasu | Beverly: "Say 'job'" Georgi: "JEAAARRARRRBBBBBB." |
Dougurasu | "No, I refuse to beam down until I'm allowed to wear another color!" |
drow | Crusher: "You still seem to be doing fine with your VISOR." Geordi: "Good. Then, when can I get the prosthetic cowbell I wanted?" |
drow | Geordi: "Vote for me! Vote for me!" |
drow | Crusher: "We want INFORMATION." LaForge: "You won't get it!" Crusher: "By hook or by crook, we will." LaForge: "I AM NOT A NUMBER, I AM A FREE MAN!" |
nerd86 | We have good news and bad news. Give me the good news first. They're doing fantastic things with prosthetic limbs these days... |
nerd86 | I'm afraid you've lost both your arms, and we'll have to amputate your left leg next. What's the good news, doc? I've just saved a bunch of money by switching my car insurance to Geico. |
drow | LaForge: "Why didn't anyone ever tell me that my VISOR makes me look fat?" |
Mr. President | "Quit scanning yourself! *SMACK* Quit scanning yourself! *SMACK* Quit scanning yourself *SMACK*" |
Mr. President | CRUSHER: "Geordi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but according to my readings you have an inoperable brain tumor. I'm so terribly sorry" LA FORGE: "What?! Oh, my god...oh, my..." CRUSHER: "Oh, no, wait, hang on. Turns out it's just a migraine. Sorry, I haven't uprgaded this tricorder from Vista to Windows 7 yet." LA FORGE: "F..." |
Mr. President | "There's ALWAYS time for lubricant!!" |
Frankie Chestnuts | Geordi: "What do you mean I'm blind?" Crusher: "Geordi..." Geordi: "I can see you plain as day." Crusher: "Geordi..." Geordi: "Other people have said that and they paid." Crusher: "Geordi..." Geordi "Yeah, they paid." Crusher: "Geordi..." |
McFortner | Now just blow into the tube, Lieutenant.... |
nerd86 | I'm telling you she was already frozen when I got there! |
Ty.G | Beverly: Settle down, settle down. That plasma conduit hit you pretty bad. Now, tell me, where are you? Geordy: I'm on the Enterprise. Beverly: And who am I? Geordy: You'rd doctor Crusher. Beverly: And who are you? Geordy: ... I'm Batman! Beverly: Ok, stay stay down. Geordy: No, you don't understand - I'm Batman! |
Frankie Chestnuts | Crusher: "Geordi, we all voted. You are the least popular person on the ship." Geordi: "LESS the WESLEY!!?? |
drow | Geordi: "You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Crusher: "Just hold still Geordi. Everything will be fine." Geordi: "Sure, everything will be fine if you shut up and bring the dessert cart. And refill my wine glass." |
drow | Crusher: "You appear to be suffering an allergic reaction." LaForge: "To what?" Crusher: "Your red shirt. I'm afraid it's fatal." LaForge: "Then take it off!" Crusher: "Please, Geordi. We have families and small children onboard." |
drow | LaForge: "Tell me the truth, doc. Am I going to die?" Crusher: "No. Well, yes." LaForge: "What's going to happen?" Crusher: "You're going to be eaten by a tar monster. It'll be quick, but pointless." LaForge: "..." Crusher: "Wait, sorry. I still had Yar's file open. No, you'll be fine. At least for a few years." LaForge: "And then what?" Crusher: "We're in Nemesis, and it's stupid and totally sucks." |
Kethinov | Crusher: "Push, push!" Geordi: "I AM PUSHING!" |
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