Name | Caption |
Merat | Paris: I'm tellin ya, Harry. The triple lutz may have been nice, but that really wasn't the time for it! |
Name | Caption |
The Geek | "Oh, lighten up, Garret. You should see what happens when Ethan Phillips or Wil Wheaton show up at the convention." |
nerd86 | HOCKEY IN SPAAAACE! |
The Geek | Paris: "Okay, next time we use frozen water instead of frozen oxygen, right?" Kim: "I've never seen a skull shatter like that... good thing it was only Neelix." |
nerd86 | *from the arena down the hall* Crowd: "Jon-a-then, Jon-a-then!" 7: I told you, it's called ROLLER-ball. 8: I'm sorry. 7: I mean, ice skates? Come on! |
nerd86 | You haven't lived 'til you've played hockey on a comet. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Paris: "I told you not to tell B'Elanna her ass looked big in that hockey uniform. Man, I've never seen anyone take that many punches." Harry: "Computer, activate Emergency Medical Hologram." |
jg | Kim: I can't believe we just got beat a seven year old girl. Paris: Yeah, but in our defense, her species only live nine years, so it really isn't as bad as it sounds. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Paris: "I think we should have known that was going to happen when Chakotay began referring to his stick as "his little tomahawk." |
Steamrunner92 | Budget cuts and material shortages meant producers had to be creative when it came to spacesuits. |
Guybrush | Careers after typecasting. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Prior to her integration back into human society, Seven has a rather unnatural relationship with another Borg: "Eight of Twelve". |
RedDwarfian | Paris: "You know what to do next time?" Kim: "Try and stab someone with my skate?" Paris: "Bingo!" |
igr56uk | Conan must have mistaken you for Jay Leno that time |
igr56uk | Well I am telling you, lucky for us 6 and 9 were taken by Neelix and Chakotay |
Frankie Chestnuts | Paris: "Harry, really shouldn't have broken the Captain's nose." Kim: "But she said I skated like a girl." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Harry: "I've never seen that much blood in my life." Paris: "I hope Neelix is alright. I thought Vulcan's were supposed to suppress emotions." |
Will Deker | 7 and 8 should have seen their defeat to 7 of 9 in Hockey coming... |
Captain Redbeard | Sorry, Harry. I thought the sign said "Paris figure skating" not "Pair's figure skating". But you have to admit we were a cute couple. |
Ktasay | Today's Voyager was brought to you by the numbers 7, 8 and the letters OW! |
Merat | Voyager's every Tom and Harry. Sadly, this team is completely Dick-less. |
The Geek | Tom: "I think our drinking team has a hockey problem." |
Frankie Chestnuts | Thankful for the liberal Borg policy of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell", Seven and Eight of Nine were able to openly flaunt their relationship. |
nerd86 | 8: Why Torres punch you? 7: I don't know. All I did was ask her if she wanted to play with my stick. |
The Geek | "It's okay you got your ass kicked, Harry. It's not like anyone watches this show anyway..." |
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