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| Name | Caption |
| Cyrus Ramsay | "I hear that the first Earthling in space was a dog." "Laika?" "Well, she seems nice enough." |
| Name | Caption |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "I hear - they taste like grubs." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ferengi on Right: "Stop right there and keep your paws where I can see them." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ferengi #1: "So this is the famous Jonathon Archer!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos (to self): "My God! I thought humans were ugly!" |
| RedDwarfian | Unfortunately, Archer had been training Porthos to playfully chew on his ear. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ferengi #1: "So Captain Archer! We finally meet fact to face." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ferengi #1: "What do you think? Science Officer?" Ferengi #2: "Not sure, Communications?" Ferengi #1: "Too quiet...I got it! SECURITY!" |
| nerd86 | Ferengi 1: What is it? Ferengi 2: I don't know. Maybe we should smash it with a rock and eat it? Ferengi 1: I'll get my rock. |
| Mr. President | 1st Ferengi: "Puny hew-mon, we are claiming this ship in the name of the Ferengi Alliance. Surrender immediately or your crew will face the consequences. Ha! Do you see this creature's cowardice? The puny hew-mon is urinating with fear!" 2nd Ferengi: "It's urinating with fear on your leg, sir." 1st Ferengi: "Get it off! Get it off!" |
| stitch626 | So this is what happened to Admiral Archer's prized beagle... |
| mwhittington | "You know, with lobes like that, he MUST be the captain!" "He could be an adult film star on Ferenginar!" |
| Bird of Prey | Ferengi 1: "You have bought a dog?? Are you insane???" Ferengi 2: "Insane? This creature will make us rich!" Ferengi 1: "How?" Ferengi 2: "We will use him to find truffles for us. Then we will sell the truffles on DS9. Hyu-mons love truffles. We will use the income for acquiring a batch of self-sealing stem bolts from the station's chief engineer and will resell these stem bolts on Bynar. On Bynar we can buy their newest piece of high-end technology, the Neutrino Boson Stabilization Quantum Flux Accelerator Supporting Unit. The Vulcan Science Academy needs something like this for their research on red matter, so of course we will sell the device there. At this point we will have enough latinum to acquire a far bigger ship. The Vulcans are currently auctioning some of their old 22nd century ring ships. With this ship we will be able to enter the Bajoran wormhole on a regular basis, an important prerequisite for a ketracel-white trade agreement with the Dominion. Aaand - kabow! We are rich! What do you say?" Ferengi 1: "..." Ferengi 2: "Come on, what do you say?" Ferengi 1: "You moron! You need a PIG for finding truffles!" Ferengi 2: "D'oh!" |
| Mr. President | "Well, it looks like we've found the source of those chocolate drops we've been seeing all over the ship..." |
| Foxbat | "You sold our dog for a hand full of 'magic beans'?" |
| PegasusJF | Beings that like their heads scratched. |
| Steamrunner92 | How can something THAT small... make a mess THAT big?! |
| lexxonnet | Porthos was holding interviews to find the two other Musketeers. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Ferengi #1: "Do you know why this hoo-man pet performs oo-max on himself?" Ferengi #2: "Because he can?" Ferengi #1: "That's correct." |
| Captain Redbeard | The universal translator has confirmed it: Timmy has in fact fallen down the well. |
| drow | In the Mirror Universe, Captain Archer was the beagle. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | "My GOD! Look at those LOBES!" |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos (to self): "Bacon, bacon, bacon, ...BACON! BACON!! |
| Mr. President | FERENGI: "My god, look at its ears." PORTHOS: "My god, look at their ears." |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Porthos (to self): "God, I HATE fan fiction." |
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