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| Name | Caption |
| Premonition_45 | Beverly: So where is Wesley? Picard: Oh, I've got a *gut* feeling Wesley's around here someplace (chuckling). After all, isn't there a little Wesley in all of us (chuckling)? In fact, you could say we ate Wesley and he's in our stomachs right now (laughing)! Wait, scratch that last one. |
| Name | Caption |
| nerd86 | The taxidermist was right: breakfast is more peaceful this way. |
| nerd86 | Picard: I like to masticate thoroughly every morning. Crusher: I used to be the same way, but the chaffing just got to bad after awhile. Picard: What? |
| Jack | We reserve the right to regurgitate any entries that we find offensive. |
| Captain Redbeard | Doctor, I hope that's a hypospray under your napkin. If not it means you're happy to see me! |
| booyah | Patrick swore to himself if she ever discussed the time she worked with Alec Baldwin again, she was going to die. |
| drow | Crusher: "All I'm saying is, the next time you're running your Dune program in the holodeck, I'd love to join you. I could be Lady Jessica." |
| drow | Picard: "Computer. Woman, Medical Officer, hot." [ Beverly Crusher appears] Picard: "Lovely." |
| Bird of Prey | Starfleet uniforms: Not colourfast at all... |
| 74656 | Crusher- for the last time, my hair is not going to eat you |
| Bill L. | Oh yes, Doctor, I am indeed quite fond of it. In fact, I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, raktajino, Spam, Spam and Spam! |
| Sulu | Doctor, that cloth appears to have fallen in quite an unfortunate manner on the table, such that a camera crew positioned over here might interpret it as a large erection and distribute the image to caption competitions everywhere. |
| Will Deker | SCONES!! IN SPAAACE!!!! |
| Admiral ED | Beverly: Some people said you're gay! Picard: I'm not gay... I'm British, eh sorry French! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "Beverly, explain this to me again - What is this Civit Cat Coffee?" |
| Tiberius | THERE - ARE - FOUR - MUFFINS! And three croissants, five spoonfulls of suger in the bowl, and a little dish full of jam. |
| Skipbear | Beverly: "just who do I have sleep with to win the caption competition just once...pleeze!" |
| Joel Wright | Crusher: is that a new shirt? Picard: Yes, do you like, it's my new Earl Grey T..... You get it? Crusher: Just stick to being a captain. |
| Chromedome | Picard: Errr, Doctor, if you're sitting there ... then who's hands are those under the table? Both: WESLEY! |
| BC1 | Crusher: what do you mean "like in fan fiction"!?! |
| Ithekro | Wesley aged rapidly from the genetic flaw in his DNA. This unfortunately lead to Beverly discovering who Wesley's real father was.... |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard: "This is delicious! Such a unique flavor.. I can't place it. By the way, I haven't seen Wesley around recently. Is he in trouble?" Crusher: "Wellll... He's been in some hot water." |
| nerd86 | If you give me a raise, I'll give you one. |
| The Geek | Crusher: "Jean- Luc? Eyes up here, alright?" |
| The Geek | Picard: "I just don't want you to feel restricted by the shackles of authority on board the Enterprise. Unless, of course that's what you're into! In that case, I got some shackles in the back! Hahaha! But seriously. I've got 'em." |
| Hugh Jass | Jean Luc when I wanted us to have breakfast in the morning, this isn't what I had in mind. I meant to stay over night, and have a good f... I get the picture Beverley |
| Lucky Strike | Beverly: Not to worry captain, in fourty years or so, you'll be remastered to have hair. |
| Lucky Strike | Beverly: ...and so the butcher, bloody cleaver in hand, said to his customer "we call it the aristocrats". |
| nerd86 | Are they still watching? Yes. I can't swallow when people are watching me eat. Well, I'm watching you eat. That's different, I KNOW you. They're just, just, so weird! Look at them with their comic books and Aquabats cds, quoting Monty Python and making Douglas Adams and Doctor Who references. They're like a bunch of Wesleys! Now, now captain... let's not say things we can't take back later. You're right. That was a bit low. I'm sorry. |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Picard, his Earl Grey cold. Crusher, her muffins deflated. |
| Will Deker | Episode 181: The Schizoid Ham |
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