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| Name | Caption |
| Mr. President | "Beep beep? Captain Pike, I think you've got the universal translator in your chair set to Roadrunner." |
| Name | Caption |
| Bryan Moore | "Chris, I have this great girl for you. Her name is Terry Schiavo and she's RIGHT up your alley!" |
| David Salberg | Captain Pike: He keeps going, and going, and going... |
| Bird of Prey | Pike: "This Abrams guy is so mean!" Kirk: "Why?" Pike: "In his alternate timeline, I end up disabled too!" Kirk: "So what? Be glad you aren't the Pike of the mirror universe! He gets murdered! By me!" |
| Skifreak | "You know Chris, seeing as how you're completely paralyzed and hideously disifgured and all, I could help you out with your wife if you wanted..." |
| nerd86 | Kirk: Hi, I'm a Mac. Pike: ... Kirk: And he's running on Vista. |
| nerd86 | Kirk: Did you order the Code Red? I want the TRUTH! PIKE: .._.._._.__.!!! Spock: He believes that you are incapable of handling "the truth," Captain. |
| Skipbear | kirk,"What Timmy's in the well?" |
| Skipbear | "We can get ya a good price on a trip to Talos IV if you use priceline.com". |
| Admiral ED | Sir you're my hero! You're the only living being to ever survive the Vulcan Death Fart! |
| Mr. President | The Borg King was not nearly as impressive as his female counterpart. |
| BC1 | Got WAY too close to those lens flare didn't you sir? |
| RedDwarfian | Next week on Star Trek: Kirk vs. Davros! |
| Frankie Chestnuts | Dueling Toupees |
| Mr. President | "You mean you get to park your ship closer to the starbase?" |
| Mr. President | "Chris, you've parked on my foot..." |
| Mr. President | Christopher Pike: Half man, half Dalek, all badass. |
| Smitty | Dude, I TOLD you about going to Mexico without your sunscreen! |
| The Geek | Strangely, even in the 23rd century, people can still be confined to a wheelchair, but their hair can be FABULOUS. |
| The Geek | Kirk: "WHAT... is your name?" Pike: "BEEP BEEP" Kirk: "WHAT... is your quest?" Pike: "BEEP BEEP" Kirk: "WHAT... is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow?" Pike: "BEEP BEEP" Kirk: "Right, off you go." |
| Mr. President | "Interpersonal electronic communication has come a long way since the iPhone, hasn't it?" |
| TS | Kirk: "Well, look at it this way...at least you're now eligible for the Federation Special Olympics." |
| The Geek | Here we see the tragic final moments... of death by Snu- Snu. |
| jg | It was at this moment that Kirk realized that he also had the fish dinner and knew he was in trouble. |
| Ty.G | Kirk: X-men you say? |
| McFortner | Kirk: Scotty! This Pike unit has a bad motivator! |
| N'tran DS 12 | "The Commodore is off his Rocker." |
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