Name | Caption |
Frankie Chestnuts | Captain Janeway focused on the device on the alien's lap, trying not to stare at the ferret on his head. |
Name | Caption |
jg | What the new Playstation 40 might lack in looks more than makes up for it in graphics. |
Pinky & the Brain | What is it? It's called an Orgasmatron What does it dooooooooo? |
ThomasJBryant | Janeway: "Damn, I bet I'd look good in that outfit." |
Scion Ninja | I see in your future... many, many, MANY slasher fan-fics with your seven of nine... |
ktasay | And that captain, is how you do a self breast exam. |
Bird of Prey | Janeway really looked forward to bursting this man's bubble... |
The Geek | Janeway: "Well, sir, I used to think you were crazy. Now I can clearly see you're nuts!" |
Captain Nathan | "I just love the larger trackball on my new Blackberry!" |
Will Deker | This container houses pure evil, William Shatner's novels, his singing, acting and comedy careers, and one of his hair pieces. We are sending it to the Borg, our calculations are that the collective will nullify itself within one week... |
Sokratis | For some reason, Captain Janeway couldn't resist Ambassador Bushyhair and his Purple Rod of Power. |
Anaximandros | Time keeper: This is the Star Trek reset button , DON'T press it! , if you do the universe shall be reset in the fury of a trillion lens flares! an event my predecessors named... the Abramlipse... |
drow | "Gaze into my crystal ball... Hey, eyes up here, blondie." |
jg | Janeway: I've seen bigger. |
Tiberius | ... as he sat there, slowly fondling his balls.... |
Admiral ED | Wanna play Guitar Hero with me? |
Mr. President | "Will Ensign Kim be promoted?" *shakes orb* "No." |
Mr. President | In the Delta Quadrant, the Home Shopping Channel didn't live up to the expectations of its Alpha Quadrant namesake. |
Capt. Jethro | Another temporal episode, but this time a breast implant from 7 of 9 was an object of worship. |
Frankie Chestnuts | Janeway: "Musical instrument?" Alien: "No." Janeway: "Some piece of sports equipment?" Alien: "Noooo" Janeway: "It's not a sex toy, is it?" Alien: "Well...." |
nerd86 | In the 24th century performance art still sucks. |
nerd86 | Musicians with bad haircuts... IN SPAAAACE! |
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