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| Name | Caption |
| McFortner | Cop: Holy Crap, kid, that car was a classic! Young Kirk: So was Star Trek, but you don't see me crying.... |
| Name | Caption |
| Praeothmin | Cop:"Kirk, I surrender to your awesomness... Wait a minute, you're not William Shatner!" |
| SlideMan | Cop: What is your name? Kirk: My name is James Tiberius Kirk Cop: What is your quest? Kirk: I seek out new life and new civilizations. Cop: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Kirk: What do you mean? African or European? |
| Kevsha | Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. its fun to stay at the WHYYYY EMMMM SEEE.... oh, you mean were filming right now? Sorry Mr. Abrams.... ....*wispers* Macho, macho man, I've got to be, a macho man...... |
| lexxonnet | Even on future motorbikes, any serious rider would have his own saddle. |
| Drakey | "Citizen. I am required by law to begin every statement with that word. Citizen, if I don't, my helmet shocks me. That hurts a loAAAARGH!" |
| UnknownCaptioneer | "Shatner sent me. He wants a word with you, twerp." |
| Sokratis | Star Trek XII: Killer Robot Mimes From the Future |
| Lucky Strike | Hold on, I'm getting a message from Big Giant Head... |
| C.J.Jackal | Yeah, the helmet's Nokia, the bike's Nokia... the product placement is awful, but at least they all use the same charger. |
| C.J.Jackal | Oh no! Disgruntled continuity-obsessed fans, and they're coming this way! |
| C.J.Jackal | Hey, kid, do you know where Delta Vega is? 'Cos know one around here has a clue. |
| jg | Cop: Citizen, put the doughnut down gently and nobody will get hurt. |
| jg | Cop: I once caught a fish this big. |
| Lazar | Cop: THIS! IS! IOWA! |
| Bodhi | Mimes of the future can afford some really hot rides! |
| nerd86 | C-3P0's cousin C0P-3. |
| Sovereign | The cast of Star Trek XI were struck by headaches as Gene Roddenberry turned in his grave. |
| Exodore | Guy to himself: "Do there pants make my butt look fat?????" |
| Mr. President | "No, I'm from outer space, I only work in Iowa." |
| Mr. President | "Hey, is that...is that Vulcan getting destroyed over there? I mean, I know it's pretty far away, but..." |
| RedDwarfian | "I can make my bike float with my mind! Watch! Heeeeeuuurgh!" |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Check out these muscles! |
| UnknownCaptioneer | Robocop, fallen on hard times, was forced to cameo in Abrams' Star Trek movie. Then he looked at the lens flare, ruining his retinal sensors forever. |
| David Salberg | In this alternate reality, the Chicken Dance became a universal greeting. |
| UnknownCaptioneer | The future's so bright I have to wear shades. And I still can see the lens flare. |
| Pudabudigada | YAY!!! Just one more day of ridicule and then I get my dignity back! |
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